allthumbs Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Two seagulls just flew over and one shit on the neighbor's boat. I spy a seal farting and a drake Mallard trying to coerce a hen to do the nasty (good luck, sucka). Ah, the call of the wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 reminds me of a joke: An American was visiting London and after walking around all day he really had to take a leak. Not finding a public restroom, he decided to go down an alley and do his business there. Just as he was starting to unzip a Boby came along and said" Right....wots going on here?. The man said, "I really have to take a leak, and I couldn't find a public restroom." " Come with me " said the bobby, "I'll show you where you can take a wiz," leading the man down the street a few yards. They came to a beautiful garden with pretty green grass, lots of flowers and neatly trimmed hedges. Pointing to a bush the bobby said," here you go do your business right here sir." The gentleman looked around and thought ok, if he says so. He unzipped his pants and started to wiz, looking back at the bobby he said," Is this the usual British hospitality?" "No sir says the bobby, It's the French embassy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EWolfe Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 lummox said: reminds me of a joke: An American was visiting London and after walking around all day he really had to take a leak. Not finding a public restroom, he decided to go down an alley and do his business there. Just as he was starting to unzip a Boby came along and said" Right....wots going on here?. The man said, "I really have to take a leak, and I couldn't find a public restroom." " Come with me " said the bobby, "I'll show you where you can take a wiz," leading the man down the street a few yards. They came to a beautiful garden with pretty green grass, lots of flowers and neatly trimmed hedges. Pointing to a bush the bobby said," here you go do your business right here sir." The gentleman looked around and thought ok, if he says so. He unzipped his pants and started to wiz, looking back at the bobby he said," Is this the usual British hospitality?" "No sir says the bobby, It's the French embassy." LOL! Trask, you just got your thunder stolen!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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