Uncle_Tricky Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 We had a great Pub Club turnout, with over 20 CC.com contributers in attendance. Many beerverages were consumed, many tall tales of triumph and tragedy were told. Wand length, stuffed snakes, and the herbal inversion at Muir were among the many topics discussed. AlpineK waxed eloquent on the joys of telemarking, and how this most pure form of skiing makes you feel closer to nature. Dwayner showed off his new "Sick Dyno X-tra Cush" bouldering crash pad he got for Christmas. Panther demonstrated how to make x-rated origami. Snowmuncher was 86ixed the establishment. Despite Dwayner's pleas, the venerable Cascade Climbers Pub Club was a veritable snausage fest. We're talking more bratwurst per square meter than an Oktoberfest picnic in Worth-Leavin. Fortunately, the lovely Jules showed up, gracing us with her feminine presence. Icegirl was a no-show. Perhaps her bike got a flat tire when she ran over a Red Spiny Star on the way to the pub? A few intrepid CC-ers triend valiently to improve the 20:1 male/female ratio by engaging three luminescent betties at a nearby table. ChrisW's cool climbing game http://home1.gte.net/res0fc86/climbing_wall.jpg was a slick ice breaker. The first vixen had never climbed before, but onsighted a tough route up the NW corner of the 2 foot plastic tower. She was ecstatic. It looked like they were going to join us for some beers until Dave started talking about fist jamming. "It can be a little painful at first, but once you get used to it, it feels really solid." I'm not sure why, but suddenly she acted all offended, and her and alluring friends left in a huff, muttering something about perversions?!? A couple of CC.com contributors made the fatal error of inviting their significant others along to meet some of their climbing buddies. I saw the shock and horror spread across the faces of those significant others as it slowly dawned on them that these cretins were the very people they were entrusting their loved one's lives to each and every weekend. After an evening observing the hard-drinking freaks, felons, and various miscreants of CC.com, those Cascade Climbers were summarily banned from climbing ever again. Very sad. We wish you guys well! Practice that golf swing! Til next week.... [ 01-09-2002: Message edited by: Uncle Tricky ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 You punks missed me ! Arg! I call the next weeks one to be determined yet but oh yes Beck where is that place on Mercer Island. Somebody wake up Mr Good Time for some brews ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_w Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 I think we should nominate Uncle Tricky as offical CC.com Pub Scribe. Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 I second the motion. Especially since he called me "lovely." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieE Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Yeah, I saw no mention of my attendance, nor my ascent (and downclimb) of the wall. Not to mention the errant Panther siting. My nod goes to Dwayner as Pub Club scribe. [ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: EddieE ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle_Tricky Posted January 10, 2002 Author Share Posted January 10, 2002 Disclaimer: All content contained in Pub Club Trip Reports including persons, places, conversations and faces represented are purely fictional and should not be construed as literal or even figurative representations of sober reality. All impressions and memories conveyed therein are skewed through a small foggy window of booze, THC and private psychosis. Trip reports have been modified from their original form to fit your screen, and have been edited for the sake of time and offensive content. May cause perspiration, constipation, nausea, vomiting, diarreah, nervousness, difficulties in urination, dizziness, drowsiness, sleeplessness and sexual dysfunction. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading. Do not read if you are currently taking antihypertensive or antidepressent drugs except under the advice and consent of your alter ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dwayner: "I think we should nominate Uncle Tricky as offical CC.com Pub Scribe. What! Mine weren't funny enough for you? Fine! Let "Uncle Tricky" do it while I go get my comedy transplant. - "Dwayne" (I'm only "Dwayner" when I'm funny.) Dwayner, sweet Dwayner, never meant to offend you. So, at the risk of offending Tricky, I divide my vote. Of course, if I lived in Florida, I could vote twice. Or just turn in a ballot with semi-pregnant chads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 And did my new pal, Trickey, stoke your ego by suggesting that any of you were accompanied by Keanu Reeves, Michelle Pfeiffer or Brad Pitt? No he did not. Did I ever save you the embarrassment of not mentioning which of you (and there are several) show up wearing gaitors and with quickdraws hanging from your belt, in your desperation to attract the ladies? Yes I did. Brother Trickey's description of the spirited, yet feeble, attempt to hit on the three nearby Betty's by three excited cc.com boys, however, was, in my opinion, a very well-written and accurate description of that amusing event (amusing to those watching, that is.) - Dwayne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_w Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 EddiE - I think I had you covered in the Extreme climbing report. Name that crag contest Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Man Dwayner I think Jules likes you ooh baby Trying out some new emoticons here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 "Man Dwayner I think Jules likes you ooh baby Cave-dude! Why wouldn't she?You should be so lucky! [ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Dwayner ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 yeah that's me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Uncle Tricky: A couple of CC.com contributors made the fatal error of inviting their significant others along to meet some of their climbing buddies. I saw the shock and horror spread across the faces of those significant others as it slowly dawned on them that these cretins were the very people they were entrusting their loved one's lives to each and every weekend. After an evening observing the hard-drinking freaks, felons, and various miscreants of CC.com, those Cascade Climbers were summarily banned from climbing ever again. Very sad. We wish you guys well! Practice that golf swing! Til next week.... [ 01-09-2002: Message edited by: Uncle Tricky ] Hah! Jane thought you were the only cretin Uncle Tricky! And banned from climbing? Why I spent a beautiful day climbing at Index today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 "I think we should nominate Uncle Tricky as offical CC.com Pub Scribe. What! Mine weren't funny enough for you? Fine! Let "Uncle Tricky" do it while I go get my comedy transplant. - "Dwayne" (I'm only "Dwayner" when I'm funny.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_w Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Ooops... Steping on toes. I tried to be so nice and not piss anyone off. I guess I will have to a spray-lord now. Dwayner - Your reports have been just as interesting. Maybe it can be an alternating Role. Not like you get paid for it. Do you? Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panther Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 How the hell was I there when I'm in Atlanta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Yeah, I have no recollection of Panther being there but I did have a few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 I know Panther was not there either. Impossible. It must be an imposter! Castrate this person! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 "Not like you get paid for it. Do you?Yah, I was...lot's of money, booze AND babes. Never mind. Trickey's a lot cuter than me anyway.- Dwayne [ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Dwayner ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Dwayner- Tip: If some dude is cuter I always just pull out da long schlong and then that wins over any girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panther Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Come to think of it when did Panther ever come to pub club? I mean Smoky Mcpot showed up ONE time and sat there comatose, but Panther? NEVER! Panther would rather be forced to hang out with Halling then do that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 And, since this was vegetablebelay's first ever appearance at a pub club, I should have at least been mentioned in the trip report. Bring back Dwayner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Hey heard you guys were taking turns flailing on Libra crack ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 First of all, Bronco looked like a prize fighter after dueling it out with Libra Crack. Blood all over the place! Hats off to you Bronco! The best part was after a few of us doing battle with it, Danimal santers up wearing jeans and a black leather jacket looking like Steve Mcqueen and then making it look easy. Yowza! You should have seen Dr. Jay lead Breakfast of Champions! Burly! It was dripping wet and clamy, but man those hand jams are solid once you get past the inital moves. The constant drip drip drip didn't excactly inspire confidence, but hey, it was a Thursday in the second week in January and we were climbing! I'd rather be scratching my way up some wet crack then climbing in warm gym, or worse, sitting in some cubicle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Werd up to that ! Danimal is pretty bad ass as well as DrJay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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