allthumbs Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions", he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he says, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter, Candy." He turns to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy gets up, grabs her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spew Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 It's old but still a classic. Somewhat different version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 6, 2003 Author Share Posted June 6, 2003 Yeah, it's hard to tell who's heard what before with jokes. I guess I should title them "jokes revisited". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 ha, ha - good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Thanks I needed a good laugh this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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