Today's the Day!

[sobo]

Hooray! Hooray! It's the 8th of May! It's National Outdoor Sex Day!

 

Everybody grab a honey and join in the fun!

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Outdoor sex, you say?

 

Sir, it is shrivelingly brisk and rather damp outside today. Are you sure this is an advisable course of action?

[bird]

sobo said:

Hooray! Hooray! It's the 8th of May! It's National Outdoor Sex Day!

 

Everybody grab a honey and join in the fun!

 

Okay. I get dibbs on Trask. I'll give him the ass fucking of a lifetime. Who wants sloppy seconds?

[erik]

bird said:

Okay. I get dibbs on Trask. I'll give him the ass fucking of a lifetime. Who wants sloppy seconds?

 

like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

 

[JoshK]

erik said:

bird said:

Okay. I get dibbs on Trask. I'll give him the ass fucking of a lifetime. Who wants sloppy seconds?

 

like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

 

 

 

BWAHHAAHAHAHAH

 

What's that one from deuce bigalow?

"Ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hanger?"

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

erik said:

 

 

like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

 

 

Hotdog In a Hallway:

 

"She'll have another piece of pie

She'll have a double reuben rye

She works hard at eating well

That's why I love her

 

She's got a couple of pony kegs

Her arms are bigger than my legs

And when she holds me I can't breathe

That's why I love her

 

I'm her butter she's my bread

She's like I'm on a waterbed

And when I got on top of her

I can't touch the mattress

 

And when her flesh begins to sag

She's like a human sleeping bag

I feel so cozy safe and warm

She's my insulation

 

I always know just where she sat

And when she's on me I get flat

Some broken ribs a punctured lung

That's why I love her

 

She's my filly I'm her stud

Her bean is bigger than my pud

It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale

That's why I love her"