allthumbs Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 I get a lot of pornographic phone sex calls from my fans in various states around the good old U.S. of A. My dilemma is how to come up with new and witty material to arouse the clientèle. What do you more experienced rat bastards say on the phone? Thanking y'all in advance. trask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 I'm not going to tell you what I say, but I think you should say, "Hi I'm Trask and I fuck goats." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 And what kind of beer do you drink? I know, it's not for you but for the goatsthat you drink it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 pssst...matt's drunk tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 hahaha true true....and tonight as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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