Gotta have a joke for off white

[Scott_J]

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed

bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but

the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just

lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the

front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are

you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out.

I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself

with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike."

[Sphinx]

[glacierdog]

HAR HAR! I love that one.

[RobBob]

Little girl who witnessed her mom giving birth said "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again."

[rr666]

[Figger_Eight]

"No, it's just ice cream."