allthumbs Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" and he replies, "SEX!!" Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?" Old Harold smiled happily and replied "Parkinson's." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleblebleb Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 What exactly made you think of that when you woke up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 trask is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, trask goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, trask turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" and he replies, "SEX!!" Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" I know," trask says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold trasl's manhood. Then, one night, trask didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find trask and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding trask's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?" Old trask smiled happily and replied "Parkinson's." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleblebleb Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Can't believe I couldn't figure that out on my own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 6, 2003 Author Share Posted April 6, 2003 I see Erik's been pullin the cork again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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