Driving to Banff

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[Guest]

My brother said "ice only bores me anymore", so he went to Thailand. But me, I'm still jonesing for the bitter sweet satisfaction cold temps bring. I'll talk to my boss in the morning. If I can get the time you found yourself a willing bum. I'll send you a mail.

Oh yea, I fart on country and I'll pack some Sabbath.

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[erik]

mike

i would hardly say i kayak too much. i dream about climbing only. i just like to get wet sometimes. that way i don't have to shower. plus i want be a real adventurer. just like clark& lewis and their other brother bueford.

[dbb]

I'd be careful about that "fart on country" quote. who knows what else he might fart on!

One time a hitch hicker we picked up farted for like 700 miles!

[El_Capitan_Flamio]

Matey-

Be warned, word around the belay station has it that CaptainCrag has been known to play the Dixie Chicks greatest hits on the "skin flute".

So if he tries to come along on ye trip, take the smelly one instead.

Your Super-Hero climbing guardian-

ECF

[ColonelCrag]

CaptainFlamer-apt Nom De Guerre. CaptainCrag is on a mission to Little Si. As his commanding officer I will intervene on his behalf.

Under the new "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy of the Jody Foster Army we will not attempt to determine the orientation of the individuals enlisted in the JFA.

The only requirement is that members be on time to all meetings ( or a reasonable facsimile thereof ), remain standing on two feet whilst ascending steep snow, and share beef jerky (teriyaki) at all belay stances.

We do not post images of persons copulating with shrubbery on our secret website basecamp (replete with kegs and Barnum and Bailey Circus tents just like our favorite film Vertical Limit)

Escalation is imminent.

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Colonel Crag

Leader of Rebel Group

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[Dru]

Dude, watch out for those Banff women, Banff is right up there with Whistler and only marginally behind the Downtown Eastside in the race for STD capital of Canada (it's those fu<k!ng Australians' fault). And give up the Molsons, Big Rock Trad is the climbers' beer in Alberta.

[mikeadam]

Dru,

Big Rock Trad uh? I prefer to snort Jaagermeister up my nose with a straw, and pound Sheaf Stouts by the bottle.

The 15th is here and big blue is waiting.

....when I first met you...didn't realize....I can't forget you...or your surprise....

Mike http://alpinelite.com

[Alex]

Mike, if you don't drink the Big Rock Traditional and say "washroom" they'll peg you for the Yank you are, and you'll get no respect. The only Yank the Canadians respect is George Lowe, because he's the only Yank who has ever outdone them at their own game

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[rayborbon]

Mike, you would make a great defensive player!! I would avoid you that is for sure. Maybe you should play for the Tbirds since they could use a real "enforcer" type of player! Wreck someones day and it's all legal.

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[Dru]

You will not get much respect if you ask for the "washroom" in Canmore - practice saying "Where's the fu<kin' john eh?" And remember to say "serviette" and not "napkin"