jordop Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 (edited) . Edited June 11, 2021 by jordop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Vegas is a good place to teach math, specifically accounting and probability. Story Problem: Layton makes $300 a week as a substitute teacher but loses $350 a week in the casinos. If he starts his job on April 1 with $2000 in his pocket and spends $75 a week on alcohol, how long will it be before he's waiting in the soup kitchen line up? TRICK ANSWER: Cheap bastard will be in soup kitchen lineup from day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 on the other hand you know how can you know about life if you never landed in the gutter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Sixteen days if he stays out of the soup kitchens until his money's all gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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