tomcat Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 If you're ever drinking at Grady's and you found you've had a few drinks and need to use the restroom ... upon entering the restroom gentlemen, first ensure the presence of urinals. Last night I found myself standing up at the shitter wondering why the damn place didn't have any urinals. Just then I saw a pair of women's shoes in the next stall. Whoops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 damn would have been a good opportunity to recreate that scene from american pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomcat Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 HAHAHAA that scene is priceless. The guy sitting there taking a dump under the influence of chocolate laxatives and the ladies sitting there like OMG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 So the makeup counter in the women's restroom lobby didn't clue you in? Maybe they have one of those in the men's room too. Didn't check it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomcat Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 Hey .. I was wondering what that thing was. I thought it was like a bench so you could sit down and wait for people to get done in the stalls .. you know, being short on urinals and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 I'm disappointed. When I saw "valuable members", I thought you were going to give advice about hygiene, or the proper way to wear condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 catbirdseat said: I'm disappointed. When I saw "valuable members", I thought you were going to give advice about hygiene, or the proper way to wear condoms. everyone knows the proper way to wear a purple ribbed condom is inside out for your own pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 trask said: catbirdseat said: I'm disappointed. When I saw "valuable members", I thought you were going to give advice about hygiene, or the proper way to wear condoms. everyone knows the proper way to wear a purple ribbed condom is inside out for your own pleasure. Â Your hand doesn't like the ribs, Trask? Bwahahahahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Greg_W said:Â Â Your hand doesn't like the ribs, Trask? Bwahahahahahaha!!! Â Â Ha HAAAA! That's totally a dis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Why can't I ever say something innocent around here without you homos making a mockery of it? fda= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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