Fire Everyone Again

[Fairweather]

Remove the team from the field and replace them with National Guard soldiers. Escort the coach from the stadium and appoint a temporary federal administrator. By this time next year, you will be tired of so much winning. 🤣

[olyclimber]

Now you’re on to something.  Fire all the statisticians, force the team to give the US government 20% ownership of the team, make it so you can only buy tickets to the games with Trumpcoins. Deport any player with a batting average under .200.  

[Fairweather]

Now the team is doing well, but imagine the franchise owner suddenly decides he's going to participate in the game, puts on his glove and takes the mound!