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  1. erik

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    KARMA DOESNT EXIST.. JUST A BAD JOB CHECKIN HIS BUDDIES
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    GREG!!!! SICK DOOD!! CHECK YOUR GEAR BEFORE HEADING HOME!!! TICKS ARE MORE GROSS THEN TRASK'S CANADINA TRANSVESTITE GURLFRIEND!!!
  3. UH SIR, CAN YOU PLEASE PARK YOUR VEHICLE UNDER THE AWNING AND GO INSIDE PLEASE AND HAVE YOUR PHOTO ID AND PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP READY EH.
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    SCOTTP HOW DO YOU ALWAYS GET INTO THIS MICRO PISSING MATCHES WITH PEOPLE?? WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY?? AND HOW IS YOUR DOG CRAG COMING? SEND THOSE LINES YET??
  5. DFA I HAVE USED THEM AND FIND THEM TO REALLY SUCK..THERE IS ALWAYS A PIECE YOU CAN PLACE INSTEAD OF THEM....NAMELY OFFSET NUTS WHAT NOT... I WOULDNT EVEN GIVE THEM AWAY... THE RANGE ON THE CAMS IS POOR....POOR...POOR... IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO BEEF UP WITH LITTLE COST IN THE SMALL CAM RANGE....LOOK INTO WIRED BLISS..SAME DESIGN METOLIOUS COPIED!
  6. Reread the thread. Tuesday afternoon is way too late to try and switch things. Next time make some noise on Monday AM. See you at the Ballroom SWITCH THINGS??? YEAH RIGHT TREE MURDERER!!(MY ECOWARRIORS WILL BE IN CONTACT!! ) WE HAD THAT SHIT FIGURED OUT YESTERDAY!!!! YOU SPORTCLIMBER DRINKERS WUSSED OUT ON THE APPROACH!!! PARTY IS AT MY HOUSE!!!!! INVINTE ONLY!!!
  7. E- I BELIEVE IT STARTS ON LIKE THE LOWEST PORTION OF THE WALL AND WANDERS TO THE TOP FROM THERE.... I THOUGHT IT WAS THE LONGEST ROUTE ON THE WALL- PER PITCHES, BUT I DONT REMEBER RIGHT NOW!!!
  8. KEWL THATS WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR!! I GUESS I'VE SEEN YOU FROM A FAR!!!
  9. erik

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    Hey gun shooter. Does "manlove" include nipple clamps? Yes. But you have to give advance notice for those. You know you have to call up Trask and ask to borrow them and all. And sometimes he's using them so... THAT IS SOO GROSS THAT YOU BORROW IMPLEMENTS OF TRASK LOVE.... EWE DONT KNOW WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN?
  10. KINDA LIKE A LIP FULL OF CHEW(GOO) EWWWW I CANT BELIEVE I EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT!!
  11. ALLISON I AM SAVING THIS TOO FOR FUTRUE REFERNCE.. SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL A DOUBLE STANDARD!
  12. erik

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    JOHHNY WALKER BLUE LABEL!
  13. BUGGY WE AINT HOSTILE...MORE OF AN INSIDE JOKE WITH ME AND SPECIALED!!! AND I TAKE BEGINNERS OUT TOO! THEY JUST GOTTA BE CUTE!!!! FER BUG!
  14. DFA WONT RUNNING CREATE UNGODLY LEG MUSCLES, WHICH MIGHT HOLD YOU BACK!! OH WAIT, I FORGOT YOU PUKE AFTER EATING!!
  15. NOPE NOTING IN THE ACT STATES THAT... AND PLUS AT INGALLS PASS THERE IS A SIGN THAT STATES NO MOTORIZED VEHICLES.. THOUGH ODDLY ENOUGH THE WINTER WEATHER MOST CONTINUALLY KNOCK IT DOWN YEAR AFTER YEAR. AND HERE IS THE LINK TO THE WILDERNESS ACT 1964
  16. erik

    Feel Me Flow

    R U GOING TO BEAT SOME SENSE INTO HIM, OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT?
  17. erik

    Feel Me Flow

    THATS A FAZORD RIZZANGER HOLMES!
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    Talk about weak... WHAT SHE CANT EVEN DO A PUSH UP??
  19. erik

    Pig Rig

    God, that fuckin' reach move just kills me! A traversing dyno is just no fun.... WHATS THAT SHORTIE??
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    CHUCK THAT HAS BEEN THERE SINCE LATE FALL. NOW YOU CAN SEE THOSE SWEET BOULDERS UP THERE!!! WE CAN GO CLIMB ON THEM ONCE THEY ARE DONE LOGGING AND THEY ARE SWEET! TOO BAD IT APPEARS THAT THE LOGGING COMPANY HAS MOVED SOME OF THE BOULDERS AROUND.
  21. TRASK IS GONNA BE PISSED YOU POSTED AN ACTUAL PICTURE...
  22. Here's a fun game if you only have weather for a boring slog. Get ahold of two heart monitors and race up a route like Hood's south side. First one to the top wins. The catch is you have to keep your heart rate below a certain maximum the whole way. And if you could circumnavigate Hood in that style they might let you be a guide. pfft we all know mt baker is the true alpine circumnavigation. atleast for real expedition guides.
  23. That barmaid at Gustav's was looking at me dude. actually if see knew you were a guide, she was wondering if you spoke hungarian, based or if mommy was going to pay your bill!!! Or she was wondering what the fuck you were doing with a popsicle up your piehole at a bar.
  24. YEAH BUT SKIING GETS OLD................................................................................................................................................................. AND ROCKS ALWAYS BE CHALLENGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS EVEN THOUGH WE WERE IN DER SAUSAGE-VILLE I HAVE A SINKING FEELING...MAZAMA STILL HAD MORE SAUSAGE TO BUN RATIO THEN DER LWORTH!!!
  25. but you do order that liquid shit popualrly known as hefewiezen.
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