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There's a tongue at my asshole and I'm about to expect Cobra! Oly - a girl, usually out of control, fun and bubbly, with fairly fluffy hair, NICE FEET, with two personalities, and wiiiise like yoda.

I'm not venting my spleen like st. helens

Stop confusing the Dalai Lama with some closet cocksucking hypocritical Catholic pedophile priest.

It'll look alot like this I imagine:

Then there'd be fewer hot Russian hookers in New York, Zurich and Geneva to perv at

I'll scare you twice by saying the Wolfowitz World Bank anticorruption campaign is admirable

Count me with JayB in believing the 9/11 conspiracy believers aren't fit to be Soylent Green. If you'd like I can introduce you to the friends stuck in traffic who saw the jet fly overhead aimed for the Pentagon. Or the persons evacuated from office buildings near the White House at gunpoint. Or people who responding to the Pentagon attack. These would all be facts and your little crackpot bullshit doesn't have room for those.

I tilt at windmills like a harmless imbecile. Conservatives insist on shelling, bombing and invading to defend against chimeras

1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts? Great Scott! Seriously? Do you believe this bullshit? If so I've got a timetravelling Delorean to sell you.

Yes, I admit, I have difficulty satisfying more than 3 women at a time.

I believe you mean This Modern World JayB

I forsee JayB countering with talk of the current liberal cabals bent on destroying democracy, capitalism and the American way, gangraping Minnie Mouse, learing lustily at Lex Luthor, then raising the Hammer & Sickle over DC, instituting mandatory gay marriage, and then lighting their newly legalized Cuban cigars with his $100 bills while drinking newly legalized Havana Club cuba libres with organic cola and fresh glacier ice cubes.

Is that why I saw your poster in the delivery room?

women can be so cruel

Of course it does JayB! The political process is entirely transparent!

that's me on our honeymoon you bitch!

do you ever take teh salame out of your mouth?

if you start "doing your little thing" on the catwalk I'm gonna vomit. you are alot like the supermodel I dated did she work for Lane Bryant like i do?? J Jill (or was it ipecac?)

if you start "doing your little thing" on the catwalk I'm gonna vomit. you are alot like the supermodel I dated

I'd blog about it

you say that like it's a bad thing

Never a good pr0n review

Viva the San Fernando Valley!

At least I'm getting sweeter!

reading comprehension darling. 4 hours straight is different than once in 4 hours. ahem...reading comprehension muffin, i said at LEAST once in 4 hours. that'd be a good goal for you. if you keep trying i'm sure you'll get her there eventually. otoh, i get more than that in 4 hours so i don't care what you do with your 4 minutes. just trying to pass along some friendly encouragement. crumpet calling me muffing. Hrumph.