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  1. I believe you mean This Modern World JayB
  2. I forsee JayB countering with talk of the current liberal cabals bent on destroying democracy, capitalism and the American way, gangraping Minnie Mouse, learing lustily at Lex Luthor, then raising the Hammer & Sickle over DC, instituting mandatory gay marriage, and then lighting their newly legalized Cuban cigars with his $100 bills while drinking newly legalized Havana Club cuba libres with organic cola and fresh glacier ice cubes.
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    Isn't this..

    Is that why I saw your poster in the delivery room?
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    Isn't this..

    women can be so cruel
  5. Of course it does JayB! The political process is entirely transparent!
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    Isn't this..

    that's me on our honeymoon you bitch!
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    Magic Couch

    do you ever take teh salame out of your mouth?
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    Magic Couch

    if you start "doing your little thing" on the catwalk I'm gonna vomit. you are alot like the supermodel I dated did she work for Lane Bryant like i do?? J Jill (or was it ipecac?)
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    Magic Couch

    if you start "doing your little thing" on the catwalk I'm gonna vomit. you are alot like the supermodel I dated
  10. I'd blog about it
  11. you say that like it's a bad thing
  12. Never a good pr0n review
  13. Viva the San Fernando Valley!
  14. At least I'm getting sweeter!
  15. reading comprehension darling. 4 hours straight is different than once in 4 hours. ahem...reading comprehension muffin, i said at LEAST once in 4 hours. that'd be a good goal for you. if you keep trying i'm sure you'll get her there eventually. otoh, i get more than that in 4 hours so i don't care what you do with your 4 minutes. just trying to pass along some friendly encouragement. crumpet calling me muffing. Hrumph.
  16. Fuck you Gary Whiner #2
  17. Cobra Commander!
  18. thats some strong tongue work
  19. I believe the single is available for download from the iTunes music store.
  20. according to minx I don't do a good enough job.
  21. I'm not the one who requires a secret lair Oh, and when did you name your sex act the cobra commander
  22. reading comprehension darling. 4 hours straight is different than once in 4 hours.
  23. sorry, there's only so much of me to go around. 4 hours with women is difficult 4 hours with a woman is a pleasure for all maybe if there was more than 3" of you to go around you would've satisfied more than one woman in your life. A bit bitter about the performance of past "loves" are we?
  24. THATS MY LINE YOU JOHNNY COME LATELY NIHILIST BITCH! Ha Ha I got to it first \ Fuck you are dumber than the lesbian lovechild of Britney and Jessica.
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