Well, tax the fuel. Make them pay proportional to resource consumption - better than the market distorting subsidization occurring now - which will just have some big government savior action in the end.
gotta have sumpin fer dinner
I suggest going vegetarian, buddy.
corn fed chickens are the only way to go.
Chicken and beer MMM MMM
just shove the can in the cavity when you grill!
but sheep make better lovers
Maybe, but they're expensive in terms of velcro gloves and time spent finding tall cliffs
nah, just buy some extra big wellies and use those for the rear feet