Chaseabbott

The G&D is giving out tickets for the final due to the ammount of people that show up. Tickets get in first then everyone else. This is something they did in the past and it worked great but this year they didn't do it and for some reason this year everyone became a soccer fan and it got nutty busy.

What's worse... the fact that I know the animated gif of Van Damme dancing is from the opening scenes of "Breakin"... .... or the fact that I own TWO copies of the move?!?

Gary eats babies!

One Big Ass Salmon Fillet 1 stick of butter 1/4 cup of brown sugar 1 lemon 2.5 tablespoons of English Dry Mustard 4 full sprigs of parsley (fresh only and don't chop, leave whole) Heat all (except salmon) in sauce pan and then coat salmon with mixture (salmon should be in foil created pan) Use BBQ (Charcoal very much preferred) and cook around 350 for 40 minutes or until done to your preference.... haven't had a bad review on this yet.

I'm going climbing down here in Irvine with a guy recently did a climb with a bunch of playmates. I'll try to see if I can get some autographed plabs for you and Becs..... -The Chaser of plab nookie.... milfs need not apply... anymore

Pooping at work is a good thing: 1) It's against the company's water bill, not yours 2) Less toilet paper usage (can be negative since corporate toilet paper is usually recycled 60 grit sand paper) 3) The power of an industrial toilet can suck a small child. Who cares if you have 3 pounds of cheese the night before. 4) If you blow ass all over the place, who cares... janitor has to clean up the poo spew 5) Stink factor is not a good thing when company is over so get rid of the power bomb at work. Course I consider Tim's toilet fair game for all above activities.

laf smilies gone wild!

Frickin'....

I lost a job cause a pee test...... guess they didn't want me driving a fork lift while on heroin and booze..... go figure...

Jon.... don't you have Chod-a-boy's hat at home? Ass hat has a whole new meaning... Chicken F'er....

I'll get this sticky for you! MILKERS!

I'm coming after you Timmay! You need to see my goobies! -Chaser of Nookie

I normally just give Jon my poop and he holds it for me. Smear it around and make a nice dirt pile.....?

After reading Jon's response on page 1 I have to say.... "Jon, get the tree trunk OUT OF YOUR ASS!" I swear the next time I see you you're gonna get the biggest tea bagging of your life! Bigger than anything gapertimmy has done! NERD! -Chaser

GG is good. I'll make sure Jon and I wear Speedo's so we can train for our Tri-thon.... actualy Jon's the one racing... I just like wearing a speedo. Beer anyone?

Ballroom blows goats... So does Jon....

Touche'... G&D Triv starts at 8:00 but doesn't land on the outside seating (not always) because no one can hear the bloody questions over the Karaoke machine. But the outside seating would be full on a nice night. I usually go around 6:00PM to get an outside table and stay till 12:00 to get the buzz on.... my liver takes up 90% of my body cavity.

Ah! I feel abused! Frickin Pearl Necklaces..... I believe it was you jon in your infinite drunkeness that you whined like a wee biatch for Pizza at 12:45AM? Could have stayed at the Dragon for more Cider... BUT NO..... BTW... the Ranch Dressing for the Bread Sticks? Malenayse! Is that why you ate so fast Gobbler? Meow!

I agree with Tim. Jon... seriously.... go drink one of your cultures. Tool. I have issues with shoulder straps. What is happening is that the grime (sweat/jon's stupidity) is rubbing into the pore's that happen to be wide open due to the heat. As long as you make sure that you wash right after climbing (don't let the sweat dry) you should be good. Use something like Neutrogena's anti-acne body wash with an exfoliating puff or loofa to get rid of any dirt already trapped. Also you may want to use an alcohol pad to dry out any beginning breakouts (the body wash does this too). Can you tell I've had this problem before? Jon's ass used to be super-zitty until Tim started scrubbing it with loofa. Hot tub time was never the same....

Tim.... the luv tub is for you and me. Becky may get to shoot some vids though.....

If you want good alcoholic bev's then the George & Dragon in Fremont is the place to go. The only worry is that Trivia night is on Tues... but it's one of the few places that Frat boys can't invade (unfortunatly unlike the Owl & Thistle). Jon you agree? Come on Jon.... frat boy.... (but since this is a Seattle bar it would be out this coming week) VIVA LA FRANCE! [ 05-30-2002, 07:19 AM: Message edited by: Chaseabbott ]

you wanna wrestle don'tcha rudder! Don't make me put you in the fabled cross-faced chicken wing! You just scared me cause you sound like my B-ham cousin who blames everything on the fact that the white man stole Native American land.... National debt? White man land theft! Conflict in Mid-East? Wouldn't have happened if we didn't steal NA land..... just float me out to sea with some beers and call it quits!

Oh Meow Kitties! I get ragged for being a lurker so I decide to come out of the shadows and my scrotum gets slashed! Tender tender sack. And yes I can now use a modem. [ 05-29-2002, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: Chaseabbott ]

I used to wear a cock ring all the time until that one day I tried to do a half-boner penis jam on Karate Crack and well.... let's just say that when I pee it goes 4 different ways. Can someone retrieve my member the next time their at Smith? Jon? You like touching my chub.....

You were in the tub too. Just admit that I'm your Ass Ninja. Boooyaaa! [ 05-29-2002, 03:28 PM: Message edited by: Chaseabbott ]