pink

The Female always makes THE RULES. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. The Female is never wrong. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. The Female can change her mind at any time. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule 5.

marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

who's cruel idea was it to put an 's' in lisp?

i thought that was the wonder bra.

and the world is less than 10,000 years old.

little utah history for ya mike JMqIdwFYBD8

are they holding their breathe?

if a normal sized homosexual comes out of the closet then what does a midget homosexual come out of, the cupboard?

i don't remember that one but i'd like to put a cap in vanity's ass.

there are unprofessional people in every profession no doubt about it. a bad cop can ruin your life and the bad ones should get double the punishment for their wrong doings while on duty. this thread isn't about good cops it's about asshole cops who think they are above the law. what shoes are the cops in, remember they chose to wear those shoes?

or better yet, "where ever you are, there you go".

dwnqqj5Q1BU

so your telling me that fabio is a stoner

mormon pussy rules. great dining, great skiing, great climbing. the sugar house area seems to be the hip hip hippie area where you will meet like minded people very gloomy in the winter because of the conversion, you will feel right at home.

when i hold my breath i tend to turn blue, what the fuck color does a smurf turn.

did somebody say hot-knife?

obviously you have never heard of the golden plates and the angel moroni. you are so out of touch up there in the tundra. it's time to come out of your iglo.

my older brother used to play this song when i was a kid and it freaked me the fuck out. cominhome reekin like reefer before i new what reefer was. selfqEH-JnY

cheers

non-sense,look down you have great tits

bumper stickers are silly period.

fFUaYk3eC_I

at least watch the first one beyotch

l like to picture jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says i want to be formal, but i'm here to party.

i like to think of jesus like giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an angel band and i'm in the front row and i'm hammered drunk!