pink

a good climber is a safe climber, not pussy ass safe, but safe. safe climbers climb the next day and are bound to get good

the owls i saw were much larger than barn owls, the year i saw it frequently was 95'/96' and i do believe the nest failed that year. who knows, i bet peregrine eggs are tasty though. i always go for the quail eggs when eating sushi, great for first dates, good to know if she swallows or just spits it out

that ledge has always been there

that's 20 frickin minutes long and those brothers are lip sincing. milly vanilly got rick rolled for that bullshit.

porter, your gonna get deserted any minute now

i'm never gonna tell a lie

i gotta make you understand porter

you know the rules, so stop breaking them.

i'll just talk to myself

no, the owls have always liked chillin behind the columns below borderline. oh, so new meaning within the past 15 years. well, that's not new at all. look at my new baby boy, but he's fifteen. well, he's new to me. that's just a little different to me. your a little different to me. LETS GO TRUNDLE, YOUR ROCK OR MINE. YOUR ROCK BABY.

more or less permanent basis? hey joseph, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass. again? now for something completely different

oh, that new ledge system. beacon has some new ledge systems? no, their used but new to beacon. and the owls love them? the owls really like the new ledge systems. hat happened to the old ones? some sportos pooped all over them. why? because they were mad that 5.9 OW seems so much harder than 5.12 sport. so they pooped on the ledge? they pooped on the ledge. we need to get them ledge poopers and get myself a new ledge!!!!!!!!! THE END

grilled cheese sandwhich

watch where you put your weener

is that real angora

oh, that ledge system

i doubt if she does

she's a crag hag

now that's a schnoz