pink

your officially one of the elders now, your will now start to shrink and turn green

i was always taught to ignore head lines and people like bug, i actually burned a book in honor of bug today. actually it was an oprah magazine which i thought was much more fitting.

zappa is buried somewhere on that blue ball, someone is also spraying right now in every timezone, sends chills up and down my spine.

i love spray on this site, better than listening to some spew about how he climbed the girth pillar or climbed some heinous aid route on el cap in the winter time freezing cold missing old girlfriends dropping pitons right after someone had died on it. that shite is just ghey and boring. someone please tell me to STFU already

opdyke inspired

how many licks does it take to get the chocolate center of a tootsie pop?

Thanks Jim...... that's a TOE original

so you know for sure that GHO's do not bivi on rockfaces, and if i were to google this information there wouldn't be any sort of beta to found on this subject. enough of that, anyway i'm talking 95'/96' ish and i don't remember seeing you out there and if i didn't see you from 94' to 2000 you proly weren't climbing out there that much or maybe i was climbing so fast i didn't see ya. ken don't remember seeing ya, and he was out there even more that me. jim don't remember seeing you and opdyke talks to everyone and everything. i am talking about something you did not experience and when you were not existent and your (i get the impression) telling me that i am just making this crap up. maybe write a longer diatribe next time and use a little double talk while your at it and i'll just bang my head against the wall and just give up like everyone else does.

every ledge is a summit

is smoke two joints when i tie in, i smoke two joints when i belay, i smoke two joints while i'm climbing and then i smoke two more

bug, are you a chick?

a good climber is a safe climber, not pussy ass safe, but safe. safe climbers climb the next day and are bound to get good

the owls i saw were much larger than barn owls, the year i saw it frequently was 95'/96' and i do believe the nest failed that year. who knows, i bet peregrine eggs are tasty though. i always go for the quail eggs when eating sushi, great for first dates, good to know if she swallows or just spits it out

that ledge has always been there

that's 20 frickin minutes long and those brothers are lip sincing. milly vanilly got rick rolled for that bullshit.

porter, your gonna get deserted any minute now

i'm never gonna tell a lie

i gotta make you understand porter

you know the rules, so stop breaking them.

i'll just talk to myself

no, the owls have always liked chillin behind the columns below borderline. oh, so new meaning within the past 15 years. well, that's not new at all. look at my new baby boy, but he's fifteen. well, he's new to me. that's just a little different to me. your a little different to me. LETS GO TRUNDLE, YOUR ROCK OR MINE. YOUR ROCK BABY.