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Since Tvash Mania is as popular as ever, understandably, given that Ivan and me own this here Universe n all you sorry mouth breathers in it: I've owned 2 guns. My pa brought me back a WWI era Mauser rifle from Vietnam one year. How it got there is anybody's guess, but it was probably a bit of a long, wild journey. Noooot as well maintained as a responsible gun owner might like - self preservation precluded any test firing. Me bro still has it somewhere - I gave it to him when I left for college. The second was also given to me by Dear Old Dad after his post Rodney King Riot freakout - a Colt Commander. Shot the box that came with it, then promptly traded it to some kid on Aurora for a dime bag and brief date with his baby mama. I believe my recently posted conclusion was that it was kinda fun but got old quick. I don't know. Who can keep track? Oh, wait....

Don't need to own a piece, cuz I got a little piece o Heaven coming home to me every night. KKK - you don't need to incorrectly paraphrase the old Tvashmeister, just drag me posts out of your super secret case files for a direct quote!

Looks like Baby's fun time is already over!

That's one way to have a good time, I reckon.

"but it's 'historic'!!!!" So put it in a history museum, already. Just got rid of the same historic image (Warner Sallman's 'Head of Christ - 1940...over 500 million copies sold) decoupaged onto a shellacked wall clock. Cleaning out the Krobar of all non-pagan images as part of my own War on Christmas. Lookout Bible life expectancy has decreased somewhat these days, as well. Gotta start those wood stoves with somethin. BTW, we've got a fly guest room in the basement now...with a couch almost long enough for ya, even.

How has your weapon worked out for you Mr. Small Hands? Linky I hope for their sake you don't put as much effort into tracking the movements of people you actually know as you do strangers on the innernutz. You and FW. Kinda creepy, man.

The Scouts were a local thing - Vietnam jungle boots, coffee can cooking and black plastic tarps in the hills around town. Sponsored by the Papists, but I never realized the BSA was an organization that had its mouth so firmly wrapped around Fundy cock until the SCOTUS case in 2000. Don't remember much God fearin' during my stint, but then, us Catholics tend to outsource all that shite to the Pedophilehood. The Explorers were another thing entirely - rafting the Snake, the Tetons, Yosemite backcountry. I'm still amazed at the cool trips our leaders put together, considering that they were really just a couple of middle aged, small town drunks who otherwise weren't really outdoor types.

When you were 7?

Trustworthy, Loyal (except to gays and atheists) Helpful (except to gays and atheists) Friendly (except to gays and atheists) Courteous (except to gays and atheists) Kind (except to gays and atheists) Obedient (to religions that promote discrimination) Cheerful (except to gays and atheists) Thrifty Brave (except when it comes to interracting with gays and atheists) Clean and Reverent (to religions that promote discrimination) Being a Scout and Explorer were wonderful parts of my early life. I hope they do the right thing. EGOMANIAC/ACLU CITATION ALERT: In BSA v James Dale (2000), SCOTUS ruled 5-4 to uphold the BSA's right to express their anti-gay, anti-atheist viewpoint by excluding members of those groups, reversing an ACLU victory in the NJ Supreme Court.

"Mr. Vice President, would your proposal reduce incidents of gun violence by 1000% immediately, prevent all mass shootings, and ensure that every child gets exactly what they want for Christmas for the rest of eternity?"

I'm no longer going to bother with a helmet, because they don't guarantee I won't get kilt. What is it about Harm Reduction that righties can't seem to wrap their walnuts around? Or is this just another manufactured issue for the bottom feeders in their base to dutifully parrot via their FB pages? And lest we forget who is responsible for blocking, and thus watering down, any and all gun control proposals? Wow, politics have gotten really, really stupid since the Tea Baggerz were shat out of a retarded, dyspeptic elephant.

He knows me about as well as he knows anything. You can only pack so much creme cheese into a walnut, ya know?

DOOD, I got d Old Hippies wantn to cape my ass, now. Yosemite Sam is the least of my problems.

I'd wear your scrotum like a proud buffalo robe.

I know. An angry, hairy little bum is probably exactly what you need to smooth those sharp edges a bit and relax after a long day of kettlebelling.

Some folks like writing stories and sharing them. Ain't no ego in it, save perhaps a healthy one. Imagine a world without that. The silence.... ....interrupted only be the gentle rustle of pink's scrotum as it gently sways between his knees.

Lurking Fear isn't a real el cap route, it's what people do when they realize they can't get up the nose or the zodiac without a guide cause that's what i did I was a really fun fake route, then. el cap is pretty much a giant peg board these days... i'm not trying to take anything away from you cause i think any el cap route is an achievement. shit i think if you go to work everyday and are a good citizen you're good in my book. but all bullshit aside that's sorta how you treat people mister... Pink, I'm telling you there's an Etiquette Text in you if you can just reach inside more. I don't give a baggy of shit about what you think about anything I do, buddy. You oughta know that by now. Look, you've got your scrotum wrapped around everything you do - the dead lift and 20 year old Nose pics on FB, n thas coo n all, but I've got a different deal going on. I'm alive, uninjured (OK, I'm slightly injured right now), healthy, and still diggin' it more than ever, so I'm good. El Cap was magic. Everybody made it down. I learned a ton of shit and expanded my universe a bit. That's all I care about. Kayaking, backpacking, aid climbing, skiing, lamps, relationships, whatev. They're all part Heaven and part Hell, but mostly the former these days. I don't expect you to grok it, but, then, you don't really need to.

Lurking Fear isn't a real el cap route, it's what people do when they realize they can't get up the nose or the zodiac without a guide cause that's what i did I was a really fun fake route, then.

me too, i ejaculate on fancy light bulbs every chance i get because of you big boy That makes two of us, Lover. Call me.

Well, bud, you think about me a HELL of a lot more than vice versa. Guess a feller's gotta have something to fill the time. I find Ivan delightfully egoless, generous, and either brave or bent, if in a nihilist sort of way, but you have to get him, I suppose. Later.

Just off the top of El Cap. You are forgiven, my son. Look, DD, I certainly don't wish you any personal strife and I'm sure nobody else here does, either. You've pretty much been a tool to me from day 1 - I suppose you've got your reasons, God knows why you'd bother, with all the shit you've got going on. Anyway, you might try just ignoring me, not the KKK/FOX news style of ignoring, I mean actually giving it a rest. You know, posting on pretty much any thread I start anywhere on the board - that kind of thing. I don't care either way, freedumb and all, but you might find there is zero interaction between us after that point - if you want the Evil Tvash out of your innernut life, that state of affairs is at hand. I don't expect the Kakester will ever be able to control himself in that regard, too fixated, but it seems like you could manage it. Channel JayB - the man is unflappable cuz he keeps it in perspective. In the end, I know you're not a raging drunk and you know I'm not a psychopath, so lets mutually cut some of the crap, eh?

Well, again, you know how to get a hold of Ivan if you've got something you need to say to him. Your family is your business.

Not sure what my ever congenial buddy Ivan has to do with this discussion. Perhaps you should PM him directly if you have something to say to him. I can say that he doesn't seem to have done anything to warrant any trash talking from you - one of several behaviors from you that made a go/no go decision in establishing any kind of friendship pretty cut and dry, despite our mutual relations. Regarding your family relations - that's obviously your department. You posted about teaching your kids how to shoot, which, by definition, is perpetuating gun culture. Wondering how gun culture happens in America? Well... Past that very specific point - whatev. Again, it's all you. I certainly don't wish you any harm in that regard. However it goes for you, I've got my own peeps to take care of. And the Old Hippy, yours, or KKK's personal opinions regarding the Evil Tvash? Who cares? We don't know each other. The elaborate conjecture doesn't flow the other direction - not very interested. You folks have your unwavering opinions, embellished as needed, my peeps have theirs. I weight them accordingly.

No egotism in pretending to know everything about a perfect stranger, eh Jim? Jesus Christ, indeed.

Regarding your family issues, those aren't my problems to worry about or comment on. I made a valid point about you teaching your kids how to shoot, which is perpetuating American gun culture, based on a post you made here. Regarding your drunkeness, hey, that's what I observed. I don't really give a shit one way or the other how you deal with your personal problems. Drink up. Whatev.