Johnny_Tuff

for being at the office on Saturday! WOOOOOO! Take one for the team! Fuck you, Mr. Bossman.

Ignorance is bliss?

Eh. Almost as funny as that other chump who was trying to clown me. Well, not really. Go sit on your crampons, you elitist alpinist fuck.

Whoah, quoting Emeril. Edgy, edgy, edgy!

Threatening cock...isn't that some kind of sexual assault?

Isn't there a song about that guy? Oh, yeah: Johnny what's the deal boy? Is your love for real boy? When the lights are low You never hold me close Well I saw you today boy Walking with the gay boys God it hurt me so Now I gotta know Johnny are you queer? 'Cause when I see you Dancing with your friends I can't help wondering Where I stand I'm so afraid I'll lose you If I can't seduce you Is there something wrong? Johnny come on strong Oh why are you so weird boy? Johnny are you queer boy? When I make a play You push me away Johnny are you queer? 'Cause when I see you Dancing with your friends I can't help wondering Where I stand Johnny you're forsaking A love you could be taking I wanna give it to you But you never come through Oh why are you so weird boy? Johnny are you queer boy? When you asked for a date I thought that you were straight Johnny are you queer? Oh Johnny are you queer boy? Johnny are you queer? Tell me, Johnny are you queer? Tell me, Johnny are you queer? Johnny are you queer?

Dude must be a little sheepish after that incident. Can't pull the wool over anyone's eyes when they've got your DNA, Farmer Highboots!

Driving? Something about the nature of climbing that is different from driving, let's see...oh, yeah, there aren't thousands of climbers speeding back and forth on a route at 70 miles per. And look, for example, at our dear Smith Rock Tuffpile. Every fuggin' weekend, swarms of people are driving about 2.5 hours to get there, climbing all day for two days, and driving about 2.5 hours back. I only remember a handful of accidents in nearly 15 years climbing there.

What the fuck? Izzat some kind of science there? I, Johnny-motherfucking-Tuff, was just in search of a suitable image of the letter Beta. Beta is good and righteous; science is just so much slide-rule-fondling twaddle. But, eh, thanx anyway. Climb on.

Probably was in 2000, dude. Eh?

There, I brought your post into compliance.

Nonsense! I milk that shit for every tendon tweak! Best way to stock up on 800mg Ibu's.

Hmmm...looks like you think this is some kind of internet BBS or something. Nice to meet you, too, smartass.

Hi there. I'm the new guy. Apparently among the sport climbing minority, but whatever, it's all climbing, so it's all good, right? Fuckin' A!

What about the health benefits of an active outdoor lifestyle? And are climbers any more injury-prone than other athletes? Been watching the Olympix lately? Every third athlete is either injured, on the comeback from an injury, or will be getting injured in tomorrow's practice run.

Ah, but smoking ups your chances of contracting hateful lungchunk disease by a factor of a million, eh.

Whoah. You're a bizarre lot.