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Mmmm, yes. What exactly was the ::GRAND PLAN:: here?

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-cAy24MEuM

Meanwhile...

This is why I've always said that "conspiracy theory" is really just an Illuminati plot to keep us in the dark.

Organization contradicts Rule #3:

THERE WERE NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!

Wrong! This information should be published on the internet immediately so that people have access to it.

This is truly startling new information. What should we do now?

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...and a bomb shelter, of course. [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTdDfegVBC0

I've always said none of us will be truly free or safe until each and every one of us possesses a nuclear device capable of destroying the world at any time.

I have hope that we can believe in change.

Isn't the idea with impersonations that you're supposed to talk and act like the person you're impersonating? This is terrible, we deserve better.

Well, Jesus gotta couple options here...

If the notion of deterrence is based on having more weapons than the other guy then we're need alot more beater-ass Toyota pickups, donkeys, and bombs made out of garbage and rebar 'CAUSE THAT'S WHO'S KICKING OUR ASS in case you don't read the paper!

And it looks like what you are beginning to realize is that over 60 years of nuclear supremacy hasn't made you or your grandkids safer. How is the increased proliferation of nuclear weapons going to square that circle?

Then you've got some very serious problems with your "way of life" there grandpa.

Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road Fill it with madrone and bay Stinks like hell And the neighbors complain Dont give a hoot what they say Slap that hog Gotta roll em over twice Baste him with a sweeping broom You gotta swat them flies And chain up the dogs Cookin up a filipino box spring hog Cookin up a filipino box spring hog

The shit is hitting the fan...

Now I'm confused, is he trying to support the balls (collective cupping) or lop them off (dictatorial cutting)?

Is our NATIONAL BALLS secure?

When Putin rears his head, and, you know, enters the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? That's right, It's Alaska! It's just right over the border. OBAMA KNOWS THIS, FOOL!!!!

Googled it. NADA. It does explain Rush's fetish for "deez nutz", though?

And Ronald Reagan? What's the connection? Is there a testicle connection?