kevbone

Wow….thanks Chaps. What I would do without nice and kind people like you that back me up. Not sure if I want to leave my home here on CC.com and join your minesotaclimbing.com climbing community. But thanks so much for the invite. You’re great. Once again…..did I mention how great you are? Thanks friend!

Sooooooo....what are YOU doing here, Captain Serious Climber? Apparently he just got back from ASS.com. Where he got poked from behind a lot.

Spot on baby! I really don’t care myself. Just thought I would start a conversation. I don’t hate any person on this site and would gladly drink or climb with anybody here. Even you E_rock. This of course might be different for others here who harbor feelings….. Later.

If the first 500 feet were not crap rock, it would be a good solo!

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk? Do you climb?

Tell that to the banned!

What a fun outing. Not totally sure about winter. Like Mattp states, the entire top 800 feet is a huge slab. Have fun with that. I did it this summer. My partner and I estimated it was about 1200 feet of climbing. The bottom half is a gully that is kind of nasty. A lot of loose rock. If it was wet it would be really nasty. We simuled the entire thing in three pitches. An absolute must do. Very fun!

mmmm.....blue agave

You do talk climbing Ru…..you have mentioned many times about climbs you have done and are aware of. Cudos to you!

Hence, "psuedo", since "anti" does not quite apply, purism pre-supposes a certain ethos, which, in your case, boils down to: "whatever the first-ascensionist does, I must do." Again, hence "psuedo". Wow, your brand of existentialism is, like, far-out. It's hard to imagine a world where people I have never met might not have the same interests as me. Just remember one thing E_rock…..my daddy can beat your daddy up!

Read between the lines E_rock. I am at the other end of the “purist” category. I am not make rules up. I just find it entertaining that the same people who slam me for not being “smart” don’t even climb or talk about climbing. Which is why we all signed up for this site in the first place, right? I would like to think beyond all the spray that we ALL have climbing in common, right.

Do you climb? I did just log onto CascadeCLIMBING right?

Yes I am a newbie compared to you.

So here are my thoughts. I do not boldly state that I am smart. I do not have a degree in writing, hell I misspell words a lot. I screw up in my thoughts all the time, but……I am a climber. Instead of college and a “higher purpose”, I went climbing. I felt the outdoor experience, I lived in my van for over 1 year and traveled up and down the west coast and have met some of the kindest people around. Up until my child was born 4 months ago, I climbed up to 2 days a week for over 10 years. I am not the best climber or the boldest……but I climb. Is there some hierarchy of online drivel that I have not been made aware of? Some of the chumps on this site slam me, make fun of me, call me out for my spelling and writing, but I NEVER here you comment on climbing. This is a climbing site, right? Dechristo, you are smart and I enjoy your posting, but do you even climb? Seahawk, same question? Steven Segal…..same question? KK…..same? At least G-spotter (how ever annoying) climbs. He does have knowledge of climbing. I have to show respect to him. Even if he is the most obsessed poster around. Point is…..in my mind this is a climbing site, it would be nice if the obsessed (you know who you are) actually climbed and could contribute to climbing discussions instead of just spewing there intelligence of non related climbing drivel. Spray is spray, and we all love to go there. Suggestion, go climbing! Ok….enough babbling......

Epinephrine if you can climb old school 5.9.

Well....how do you feel about that? Nice commentary, but lets hear how you personally feel! Do you want the fence or not?

Dont you mean Seahawks?

Dirty Harry inspires me! You go girl!

Anything in the Black Canyon. Lots of 10.a and under there. Hike up the hill from there and do 2 pitch gear climb called The Big Red Book 5.8 ( I think that’s the name). Solar slab 5.6 17 pitches Frog land 5.8 8 pitches. There is so much to do there Have fun. Or you can say screw climbing and just drink yourself silly on the strip.

You couldnt pick your teeth with your E_cock. So no thanks. My oh my, Kevboner, it sounds as though you have some latent "issues" you may need to address. These days, the demand is so high for people with your "inadequacies" that they even make medications. But you know all about that don't you? You are amazing erock....your cool!

No For everyone, but Kevbone, this should be adequate evidence of a loving and merciful God. You rock Dechristo!

No

I think we finally understand one another!

dont you mean Where is?

You couldnt pick your teeth with your E_cock. So no thanks. There once was a man named e-cock he thought he was hard as a rock it turned out to be a stone so he gave it to kevbone. Not sure haw ta rapand!