kevbone

I only know of two occupations where you "love" your job...I know plenty of folks who are fortunate to enjoy there jobs….but love? Porn stars and rock stars………

Moderators….this really says it all…..can you please put this quote on all signatures for anyone who is dumb enough to admit they voted for Bush? Thanks.

In a perfect world.....be a professional musician. In a not so perfect world, I don’t really care….I just want to support my family and be close to home.

Tull sucks, but the Maiden cover of Cross Eyed Mary Iron Maiden sucks donkey dicks....

Every day....I have applied over 10 times to various places over the last 2 years....even has some interviews.....its not that easy to find something that pays the same and has bennies.....

And all those out there who voted for him are to blame as well.....could you really not see he was a moron? I could see it and I am a simpleton.

I agree....but stopping the "blow job" is not as equal as stopping the "cash cow" of money made from the occupation.

Jethro Tull has flutes.....how can that be HM?

Meaning republicans?

Thank god the title of the thread said "favorite" instead of best...because I would not put the RS guitar players on the top 1000 all time best.

The real problem is the democrats. They have no spine.

The biggest problem with an investigation is the bush administration has turned the justice dept into there personal lawyers…..it would not go anywhere.

Ice Cream man solo.....classic for 1978

Alive and well....right were Bush wants him.

Uh....I think he meant climbs you can do today! Not 10 years ago....

So is the rest of the world.

Hot for teacher solo......

I disagree. IMO the First Ascent is exactly that…..the first person to ascend the climb regardless of how. Then the First Free Ascent is the first person to send it on lead. Whether the gear is pre placed or not is still up for discussion as to style points.

Anything by Steve Kimock......

I so disagree....that would be a guitar

First accent IMO is the first accent regarless of top rope or aiding. You mean first free accent?

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A man walked into the Dr. office and asked for an opinion. The Dr. told him he needs to stop masturbating. The man asked "is that a problem"? Why do I need to stop? The Dr. replied…..so I can examine you…….

OK, so this man becomes a monk, moves into a monastery, and takes a vow of silence: he’s only allowed to say 2 words every 7 years. For seven years he toils about the monastery and does everything that’s expected of a monk. After seven years the Abbot calls him in to speak his two words. “Too cold,” the man says. Seven more years pass before the Abbot calls him in again. “Bad food,” the man says. For another seven years the man lives and works in silence before the Abbot calls him in again. “I quit,” he says. The Abbot explodes “Fine! Go! You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”

That is funny!