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We are serious about this, we need money in a bad way. So, we will have to make you pay extra for using the crystals and eating all our steak. And Lyger can transport you with her magical powers or your welcome to take Tina for free!

I just like it for the articles.

I'm npt giving it Back! Get your own Icicle Porn!!!!

It's beeeeeauuuuuuuutiful!!!! What are you doing tomorrow?? Are you feeling ambitious??

i brought some flowers home from pearly gates yesterday, and a porn, didn't think it would be so dry and grippy.

I can't fly, but I can Lay an Egg!

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Yes, felines are dangerous, you can hire me to stab your cats. I don't use guns because outlaw cats with guns kill gun owning future outlaws.

Umptaneum, that was fun, has it gotten bigger or smaller today? Maybe It'll be bigger after rain today. You are one steller feller, thanks Gyselinck.

Can you imagine how soft a mink merkin would feel? I would rub myself all day.

Is this by chance the same individual who is the founder of SILVER CITY BREWERY and former driver of "THE GETAWAY VAN" dubbed the perfect place for a howdown? Does anyone know the fastest way of travel to New Mexico from Washington? I was thinking about using the antigravitational qualities of dark energy, basically the by product of dark matter. This poses a question, exactly what type of dark enregy will be the cheapest and quickest. Of course there is the obvious, using a portal, but I haven't been able to locate one yet, my Tessla Coil has been acting up lately. There are black holes of course, which are abundant in this universe and I could even make my own if I spun around really fast so that I transended into the 5th demension, beyond the X,Y,Z axis and time..; this may prove to be dangerous for my health, so I may need to build some type of machine to travel through the black hole, but I may just end end disrupting it's atmosphere, resulting in the black hole actually imploding on me! I don't know if the white trash turkey bash would appreciate me disrupting the hoedown. Maybe I should just buy a motocycle, how long does it take to drive to New Mexico from the coordinates Lat- 46.7 Long- 120.5 declination- 6.3

One must take head to make sure that your gherkin(n)-small pickled cucumber must not get stuck in the murkin, Yeah, for SUREkin

Yes Lyger, A murkin is necessary on those extra special days. On X-tremely, X-tra superdiduper special days, one may require a Ferkin-((n)equal to 9 imperial gallons) of murkins(pubic wigs). <--the brainchild of Lyger

Okay, thanks. One might consider where the granite boulders came from, do you think the Sandias are Granite?

Windmills are neither

Isn't City of Rocks not in New Mexico? Oh, if you know, because I haven't even been there, someone was telling me there was granite mountains, I just don't know about that.

Is there any climbing there? What kind? What rock? where? thanks

The coolest thing I ever saw there was a snake catch a mouse, squeeze it to death while it squeeked and squirmed, then devour it for lunch. Okay, there is no guide book, I know a couple guys that put up some routes. I met a guy putting up, he said a 5.8 bolted route this summer on that first crag above water hole, alot of rock was falling in the process. There is another crag up further. Sticky rock, "adventure bolt climbing", no cracks. I think it is metamorphised andesite. Craig, do you maybe want to go there sometime after school?

Cook: Your mom is neither, you bastard!!!!

Siren of the Mountain, Though the yesters eve was filled with mayhem and debuachery, thout shallt not halt in persistance of a credible tale. I advise you to seek the sage, for her infinite wisdom will guide you through the demon ninjas.

Cat Bird Seat WFhat hath thou know of this Passageway, is it forgeable for dear Lygre?

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To thee disciple of the mountain Lygre, the scriptor of which hath created but a tear stream down thy fair temptress cheek. Characteristics of the long pause has proven an advatage insuring no haste while considering facing the deepest perils of certain death. Perhaps, though, I have mistaken thou swift reply, as swift as the Tum water to which you will soon venture, as a judement of an uncalculated sort. But Lo, you have a mind as hard as malverde himself! Friend, you do contain an unmesurably copius supply of wits to which no valant knight on the mightest of honeymoon stallions could compare. Yes, a solus journey into the belly of the whale by the name "Big Jim", that tyrant whom has exorcised his rule over sun by looming shadows across the Leavenworth valley for centuries shall be visited in solitary. I assure you sweet sirene of the mountains, I will wait a fortnight upon your return, to which, with the help of dear Baccus, we shall dance naked round the fire pits of despair screaming cries of victory! I shall, on the morrow's eve go on a quest for a replacement of cousin of late. Farewell to thee, Disciple of the mountain Lygre, God Speed to you dear Siren, I will listen towards the north to hear your sweet victorious song.

Lygre, thy is a brave soul whom fords rapids filled with alidragons, forests that house demons presenting crushing death soaked with blood of the tresspassing thief. Fear not thy rust of armor, it is I who will lead you through the treacherous cracks of doom. Then, we shall rejoice with nectar of Baccus and celebrate for overcoming but mere trivialities of this life. Dear friend Lygre, ponder my inquisition with great care and head but this advise; I think roads to Big Jim might be pretty snowy.

Lyger, Big Jim isn't very medieval warrior-like. Why don't you just crag with me in Leavenworth instead.