JETT

vantage is sweet. i go there specifically for the loose rock. infact, if i wanted to avoid all adventure, i would stay indoors and climb plastic with the rest of you pansy indoor boners. i like to use wood glue to random holds onto my wall to simulate the choss of vantage. now that is good, realistic training.

SHIT, JAKE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STOP CLIMBING. I MEAN, IF YOU NEVER BUY PEOPLE WHO SAVE YOUR ASS BEERS, SOONER OR LATER, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET GEAR BACK.

LUCKY, YOU JUST LIKE WORKING THAT DREMIL TOOL OF YOURS. IF I CLEAN THE ROUTE, DO YOU STILL BOLT IT WITH "lucky" HANGARS?

YOU REALLY SHOULD GET RID OF THOSE SHITTY ATOMICS. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, TAKE A TRUE BAR THEM (ESPECIALLY THE TIPS AND TAILS). MIGHT I RECCOMMEND, SOME VOLKL GOTAMAS INSTEAD?

IT'S "G'S UP, HOE'S DOWN." AFTERALL,IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF SNOOP D-O-DOUBLE G "IF THAT BITCH CAN'T SWIM, SHE'S BOUND TO DRIZZOUND."

A NICE NEW 60M ROPE OUT AT VANTAGE, ON SOME CHIMNEY ROUTE. HEARD HERE A GUY WAS LOOKING FOR IT. MET HIM IN A BAR, GAVE IT BACK, AND DIDN'T EVEN GET A BEER OUTTA THE DEAL. WHAT A SHITHEAD. MORAL: BUY GOOD SAMARITANS A BEER, OR THEY WILL NOT RETURN FUTURE GEAR TO YOU OR OTHERS.

TAKE A PICTURE, MARK THE ROUTE AND POST IT HERE OR ON THE BOARD AT THE PARKING LOT. I MEAN, LOOK AT ALL THE ROUTES ON THE BATHROOM BOULDER, THEIR NOT MARKED IN GREEN CHALK. JUST BLACK ASH.

if ye wants yer rope, it'll cost ya a case of rainier (not busch [sorry about the confusion]). I yer ropes in e. washington, not far from vantage. i'll draw ye a treasure map. or we may be able to meet up at vantage. i am going to spring mountain this weekend (sat-sun). if you need an excuse to go climbing that is a good one. i takes what i wants.

bring up your rockpecker and put some chains in on that sport climb. take the good slings and tie a water knot. at least they left the slings so you could find the anchor. although THat is shitty. the moral of the story is that argentinians should pick up their trash. do you need our validation to tell you this?

the containers for if the route does dry out.

nad lowe, don't be such a pussy and climb the n. ridge, complete. the top is a mere 1/3 of the stunning n. ridge (and much less vertical). if you want to get some good lichen smearing, i recommend the bottom half. if you are hell bent on climbing only the top, bring cramps, the glacier is an icy mess. i wouldn't sweat the gully. oh, yeah, bring containers for much aqua. p.s. good luck.

arrrrr! i knows the wherabouts of ye treasure!

you lost me there.

I believe it was "seven virgins and a mule."