drater

Quit chipping holds up that chosspile and come kiting with me, it's nuking right now. Laclede at 4pm?

You're a puss for not dewing it anyway.

Too bad they clearcut it as well.

Fuck...it's contagious.

So true. Man, I thought it was on greenacres or some shit but couldn't remember and said sprague. I freakin hate spokane and all it's choss and all it's chossy people but the thing I hate most about spokane is it's streets. Always changing what goes where and when and how, I used to live by zips on division and go over there and eat the shit out of there onion rings, damn those things are good but then they put in a one way on the other side, can't remember the street, Ruth or some shit and that was like living on an island betweent those two streets, only no babes and no beach, just high speed hell on both sides. Man, I used to bang this french exchange student from Mead in that house all the time, she told her host parents she had a job at zips, well she did but only two days a week, the other days she'd take the STA down and i'd knock the back out of her....I fuckin hate spokane.

name droppers

Mid route anchors is the futuristic extension of grid bolting. Once it's all bolted, nothing left to bolt but anchors.

Gneiss or Granite?

I'll sue those bastards for copyright infringement right fucking now. The KKK is the Koocanusa Kiting Klub, also known as the Aryan Arialists, and we've been in action since 2000. We have these awesome Kite Nites where we wear our white wetsuits with matching white hoods and chase Oren the Jew around the lake. Then we head down to Rathdrum for some of that High Yaller on the side, know what I mean? Good times, don't fuck with our name bishes.

STFU or I'll come pour RoundUp down your crack.

Fuck. I thought this was going be about about the Flying J Truckstop on Sprague. But 3/8"? Man, you must have a small pecker.

No. It's choss. Pay attention please.

Duh. Eastsiders are clinically proven to be smarter, funnier, and generally better looking than our Wetside brethren. Donny and Marty fuck up the scale a bit but the lack of webbed feet win out in the end. Choss4lyfe!!!!

What would have been rad is if your fan belt broke at this point. And you got a flat.

lowball choss

I read it. Looked at all the pictures. Read the cute little snippets and laughed. Then I went to the areas. OMFG!!! Such vile choss, choss of the kind that should never defile humankind by touching our skin. Seriously, some of the worst routes, all of the worst routes really, choss. Didn't matter. Banks Lake? Stupid gneissic granite domes choss. Ghey. Marcus? Chipped loser two routes in the cave choss? China Bend? Stupid overhanging tufa climbing with a beach 100 yards away choss. DUMB!!! WTF? Who would be stupid enough to write a book about so much choss? Probably Donny Baker, if he knew how to spell big words. Or brushed his teeth. Anyway, fuck Marty, why would you spend so much time detailing choss and then selling me a book about it? $20. WTF? That's a 12 pack of coronas and some chips. Instead I travel to choss....Deep Creek, stupid fractured choss.....Minnehaha, just dumb choss....dishman, stupid short chipped bolt on penis hold choss...Metaline Falls, OMFG it's a good thing this place is at least six hours from any population center look at that fucking wall choss...couple other areas so chossy I can't remember choss...pretty much, your book is choss and you are choss. Thanks, asshole.

Jeebus. That's some deep shit.

Classic move, Donny, classic. She is a total skank tho, just thought you should know.

Donnie, unfortunately the sun never hits Laclede. It's like an eternal eclipse in that area or something, I don't know what the deal is...strange shit. There's probably still some good iceclimbs on the upper bench right now, up to WI4+/M13/V5 or so. Lemme know if you have any more questions....

Choss. Donny, there's more to Idaho than truck stop glory holes.

d00d, sarcasm. Rod the shit out of that sub alpine enviro, just make sure you launch big air over any caribou you should meet. Seriously tho man, if you can't pull off that weak little dyno at dishman, stay away from Chimney Rock. ALL the routes up there have just redonkulous dyno's. Every move, all the way up. I'm just saying...

Figured it was you, fuckin wetsiders jealous of a fun spray filled thread over East had to come and play in our sandbox. Get busy then...

I know people that like Marty. And I like sarcasm. I thought it was pretty good. Coming back and explaining it was uber-ghey tho. Why did this thread get moved to Spray, it is SO eastern washington. You can take the thread out of EW but you can't take the mullet sportin rednex out of the thread.

I've forwarded a copy of this thread to my friend at the Priest Lake Ranger District. Motorized Vehicles are banned in the area (think non indigenous caribou tribes), the intent being snowmobiles but covering wheeled motor vehicles too. They'll be waiting for you Donny.

I'm one of those Parkour guys, I'll check that thing out. Oh wait, I already did and although I wouldn't say anything is "impossible", I doubt anyone less than Peter Parkour is touching that shit. Get bit by any spiders lately Donny?