Well, you need to get your card-carrying credentials in progressive hyperbolic myopia first, then you'll be good to go.
I understand the key is to create the impression that not only has America done terrible things to people, but that nobody else has -- it's vital they believe that cruelty and selfishness are an American trait, not a human one.
One must also transcend the banality of accepting that things are imperfect, that faults and problems must be weighed in relative terms.
Either everything is perfect, or it is fatally flawed, and while fatally flawed we must wring our hands endlessly, bemoaning the status quo, "oh the humanity!".