archenemy

No, I'd rather mail you anthrax. Thanks for the offer though.

What? There is an island where the chicks don't have pussy? Weird.

This sentence seems to impugn all of Islam not just fundamentalists. And I agree that the treatment of women in fundamentalist Islam is repugnant. Are woman as powerless and valueless among all practicing muslims or do we just hear about the worst? They are property. They are something to be controlled. I learned this quickly within the first couple of weeks of my Arabic class. Even the "tolerant" have a view that most free women and free men would consider reprehensible.

Where is this endless supply you speak of? Just kidding.

How much for the measuring stick?

Owen Wilson has a dildo attached to his face. That's why he won't get it fixed.

She also appears to be lactating (upwards--those things defy gravity)

If you are a woman, then you might be able to argue that all (male) followers of Islam are intolerant and violent. I don't know what it would seem like from a man's point of view; but I'll bet there is more than one who wishes he could have the freedoms of the Western world.

I don't care how long I live: I don't think I could possibly drink more. There just aren't enough hours in the day. Plus, I need to spend some of them hours fucking and some of them hours cussing. I'm not giving up any of my bad habits.

not 1400.

Well said, Sobo. Well said.

Hey, they're my family. I can call em whatever I want.

Sex is the most phenomenal experience a human being gets to have. It is a high that is better than any drug and an emotion better than any thought. It cannot be over-rated. Hell, it can't even be compared to anything else.

Peru was one of the best places in the world I have ever been. What a pleasure, eh? Looks like you enjoyed yourself

Danes are evil.

It's the new Twister

POTD

The Dane was suspected of violating Danish terror laws but likely would be released after questioning as the investigation continues, said Jakob Scharf, the head of the PET intelligence service. The two Tunisians would be expelled from Denmark, he said. this isn't very helpful

I really need a drink now.

They are the best concert ever. Ever.

I'm pretty sure I didn't see an "...and pink" anywhere in there...

deal!

Holy smokes! That man got ugly.

how about in an hour?