archenemy

How now brown cow

n o p e

a toast to the most posts

maybe your rhythm isn't working

Gays Cry Net Sound

Empty yer friggen box

I think its camel poe

Wow, it only took you an hour and sixteen minutes to catch that. Your rate is improving, keep up the good work.

Then what do you do with your other hand?

That's like a bergshrund, but on a keyboard, right?

Is that food?

only if I scratch my ass first

I don't bring microwave lunches. i just scrape the leftovers off the sides and heat them up.

Slip

Not if you have to see them twice...

He's Jack Black's arch nemesis of course!

I'm hungry nooooowwwwww

protrayal? That's for experts, right?

I had some soup and the dude behind the counter asked if I wanted toast with it. I said sure, and after handing me my change, he turned around, grabbed the toast with his grubby fingers, slapped it on a plate and handed it to me. I don't think this would have really bothered me normally, but this soup was the first thing I have eaten since I got over a bout of food poisening yesterday. I asked his co-worker (who was wearing plastic gloves and only handling food) for a different toasty. I explained to her that the register dude handled money then food. They looked baffled. Am I a freak, or isn't it against health codes to handle money and w/o washing or using gloves in between? Makes me wanna start puking all over again.

rhythm is my speciality.

Well then someone tell him about liposuction for those budding "love handles". Yuck.

Hence the dent in the back of my head.

I think the thing he's sitting on is fused to his ass. It has wheels that pop out just like those sneakers with rollerblade wheels on them. Very fuel efficient.

We stare at the big testicle pic and wonder if the guy is ready to swear his oath..