No no no... NOT next. Let's not dismiss this thing soooooo quickly. I think we need flow charts to really get a good feel for what's going on and offer constructive comments. And graphs. Graphs would be good. 
  
Reminds me of those logic games you did in school for extra credit... 
  
Given: A lives in a red house. B drives a red car. C eat Wheaties for breakfast, but never for dinner. D never eats breakfast. E has only one car. F constantly masterbates when he sees red cars. G owns a horse. 
  
Question: What is that funny smell in E's car? 
  
OK... maybe my memory on the exact logic problem is a little fuzzy, but you get the idea.  
  
Is the answer "Marie"?