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I did Hood with 50 pound packs in 6 1/2 hours with only 2 hours of sleep. Ain't my dick big.

I have a toenail clipper, no fingernail clipper. Will I be OK?

Baby Jesus turns me piss into beer.

Why didn't they send up Steve House? I heard he can part snow by raising his golden piolet. If the rescuers are so worried about avy danger, why can't they bring in some Apaches and shoot some Hellfires to kick some Hood ass?

Hi, I'm catbirdseat, and I'm an idiot!

I'm an erectionist.

Look on the bright side - those scabies you got from trask may be doing you some good How do you know I didn't give them to Trask?

What a sellout...

Only if they're a wussy pansy ass.

But doesn't a softshell over goretex reduce breathability? Or are you cold? What's the point of wearing two sets of outerwear? It's like wearing two condoms!

Pope, I assume you would consider the visible streak blanched of lichen from repeated use on the West Face of NEWS to be a far worse crime than a few tiny bolts?

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