Doctorb

Actually, it's an attempted murder issue.

The perfect catshiteat post contains: -esoteric knowledge -an air of supremacy -condescension bordering on insult

Get Ready To Have Some FUN!!!

The increase in temperature is due to the enthalpy of fusion, not the heat of combutsion. I thought you would have known this.

Nothing says "I love you America" like patronizing a prostitute. Rough him up a little bit too, the filthy slut.

Bong-hitting

Gag me with a bent brown spoon! Bleeach! Someone ban this hate criminal.

Nothing says "I love America" like cock-whipping our retarded neighbhors to the North. When your done, give them a taste of your salty bat wing.

Put a big chrome speculum on the hood. That should turn some heads.

Nothing says "America" like a big pile of money. Make your pile so big that you can't leave the house, and drown in your own waste.

Defenestration is a great way to show your love for America. Try it with your family and loved ones!

Reading "Tropic of Cancer", a book by Henry Miller, is a very patriotic thing to do. The book was banned in the United States for many years, due to it's controvertial content. The book was considered by many to be offensive.

Ice skating is the best way to spend the Fourth of July.

A good Patriot is an illiterate Patriot. Me take book and burn its in pile. Mee reed onely nuthingnk, wadchs Fox Newz. O'Reilly GUD!!

The next time your filled with Partiotic fervor, channel that energy into anger, and direct it towards a filthy Frenchman, the next time you see one wiping shit onto the door handle in a bathroom, or shiiting in the middle of a trail, or sticking their butt-wipe on a branch at eye level. Sick French fucks.

Nothing brings a tear to the eye of Lady Liberty like a bowl of piping hot soup. Heat soup before serving, and garnish with a dash of parmasean cheese and a sprig og parsley.

The best Americans are well-armed Americans. Buy as many guns and as much ammunition as you can afford.

Notinh says "I Love America" like making love to the flag. Try rubbing one out onto the Stars & Stripes, or sticking the flagpole up your ass. I often whisper The Pledge while making love to my flag. Try giving it love bites, too!!

Nothing says "I Love America" like a jet ski. I use my jet ski to spell out "I Love America" every time I'm out enjoying nature.

Putting Dick Cepek "Monster Mudders" on my jacked-up Ford F350 was perhaps my proudest moment as an American. I just about wept, I was so proud.

the contents of your vas deferens and/or nose lining do not count My ulimate dietary goal is to become a closed system.

1 can of Tuscan White Bean soup, served at room temp, eaten directly from can 1 brocolli crown, medium size, cooked in bag in microwave 1 apple 1 significant portion of own body.

Getting wasted and beating the fuck out of someone because they are different.

If I give to CC.com, and get the "Hail Satan" thing next to my name, does that make me immune to future banishment? Would I be able to rant endlessly against the horrors of the "bolt" without fear of getting sent down the memory hole?

Too many big words? Would fuzzy pictures that flip out at you help you in synthesizing the content?