Joke for the morons!
A guys walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a shot of gin. Bartender notices this guy has a speech impedament and decides I'm going to have some fun. Bartender says, we have three kinds of gin, nitrogen, hydrogen, and oxygen; which would you like? The hairlip thought for a moment and replied, "is that so bartender, well there are three kinds of turds, mustard, custard, and you ya big shit."
Get it?