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I was misinformed, according to a PM from Beck. The grant was to a local merchants association to buy new computer and software to edit and layout a newspaper Beck edits, not the for ropeup. Thanks for clarifying the issue.

This seemed to go unnoticed before, so I'll bring it up again. Didn't I hear that Beck got a $5,000 dontation for this event from the City of Seattle, from the honorable Mr. Nickels himself? Did I hear it was being spent on a computer? That seems a bit odd to me, given that this event is all about getting together outside and climbing and partying. I certainly hope the majority of the $5,000 will be donated to the Access Fund in the name of the City and the Cascade Climbers Ropeup. What's the REAL scoop, Beck?

that's why it's in 'spray', my idealistic young laddie...

it just keeps getting better and better

WWJD?

I like the idea of a beer garden. that way all the locals know exactly where the climbers will be. more importantly, when they're smashing your car windows and stealing your gear, they'll know exactly where you are NOT.

remind me again what Beck's using the $5,000 donation he got from the city of Seattle for.

are you insinuating we're all still sinners, waiting to be shown the light? maybe he'll appear someday and turn Bosch drills into camalots with the touch of his hand.

I haven't gotten one yet

a mere technicality

ran across this today web page It got me wondering who the messiah of NW climbing is. Fred? Big Lou? Brian Burdo? Maybe we can make some Fred or Big Lou action figures of trad climbers in action. One for crack climbers, another for slab climbers, another for those trapped in obvious descent gullies.

I wholeheartedly support every climber in the PacNW attending this event. That way all my favorite routes everywhere else will be empty and waiting for ME!!! while the masses of crowded humanity are jostling for places in line for a free beer (until it runs out at 11am) and the chance to wear someone else's smelly old climbing shoes.

Lets go!! At least long enough to help some of the demo gear get lost in our packs, let our true colorful personalities show, and get raging drunk. After that the REAL party can start in the free campground up the road.

Let's go! At least long enough to pocket some of the demo gear and then make a break for SCW or Prussik.

and this one: I don't know what this rock climbing rage is all 'bout. THIS isn't so hard!"

I like this one: "hey there, son. Do you realize you've got 2 hats on and neither one is on right? Reminds me of my drug running days with my lil brother Jebb. Let's grab a couple of 9's from my SS guys and go pop off a few rounds back there in the swamp. I wanna learn that gangsta style grip you guys do."

I think you should post some pics here and let the WORLD see.

Bob Goes on a Urinating Spree! Yipee! Bob drank twenty gallons of water. Then he urinated on his neighbor's lawn. "I'll get you for this!" shouted Bob's neighbor. This angered Bob, so he urinated on his neighbor and ran away. The next stop was the local firestation, where the old ladies were playing bingo. Bob urinated on the cement floor, splattering about ten old ladies. Then he ran to the well with the little boy that had fallen into it. He urinated into the well, soaking the boy good. The boy cried. Bob fled the scene and started urinating on everything he saw. He urinated on a bush. He urinated on the dog that was also urinating on the bush. He urinated on every ant he saw crawling on the sidewalk. He watered a garden with urine. He went into McDonalds and urinated in a urinal in the restroom. He urinated on french fries. He urinated on a Big Mac. He ate a different Big Mac. By this time, Bob had emptied his giant bladder. So Bob bought a small soft drink and got 87 refills. He was ready to urinate some more. Bob urinated in his pants. He urinated on more ants. He urinated from a roof. He urinated like a goof. He urinated on the walls, on the floors, on the ceilings, and on the doors. He urinated on punks, he urinated on drunks. He urinated on men, women, children, and pets. He urinated until everything was wet. He soaked the ground, he soaked the sky. Nothing in the world was going to stay dry. The rivers flooded and the oceans grew. The world turned yellow instead of green and blue. The North Pole turned yellow. Just like lemon Jello. The ice all melted from the heat of his piss. and flooded all but Mount Everest. This is where Bob lives today, alone. He is king of the world now called Urine. Pretty soon he will begin devising a plan to undo the damage he has done. Until then, he will just have to hold it or he'll flood Mount Everest's peak and drown.

Polish Bob lived in Poland. His name was masculine in Spain, therefore he was a man, so he thought he was special. Bobiloski noticed that his shoelace was untied. He started to cry. "Why me? Why me?" he asked repeatedly. "What's wrong?" asked Bobiloski's sidekick, Shoeshine Boy. "My shoe is untied untied my shoe my shoe is untied my shoe is shoe untied," said Bobiloski between sobs. He clicked his feet together like he saw a guy do in Washington D.C. at the [Tomb of the Unknown Soldier?] Suddenly, a tornado carried him and Shoeshine Boy to the Land of Waz. "We are in the Land of Waz" said Shoeshine Boy. "Hey! We're in the Land of Waz," said Bobiloski. "That's what I just said." "What?" "Nevermind." Suddenly, the Little People jumped out of the bushes and started singing a beautiful malady. Bobiloski woke up and found that it was all just a dream, however. Odd thing was that his shoes were still untied. He decided to tie them. He did so, and his feet were stuck together. That was the untimely end of Bobiloski, and Poland will always remember him as The Great One.

I always wondered what CrazyPolishBob did for a living, massage therapy can't be that popular in Bellingham, but now I know http://secretworldgovernment.net/ScienceFiction/CrazyBobs/CrazyBob'sHouseo.html

sounds like he might have been out grazing on fresh spring mushrooms

Murray, thanks for the insights. btw, were you one of the responding officers the night Shannon and friends were beaten? It sure would be great to hear an insider's opinion of what motivated that whole thing, and why the perps weren't taken into custody at the scene.

"orgasmic beer experience-----Ecstasy was coursing through my capillaries.-----I was able to effect the evacuation procedures one handed and did not have to interrupt the beer transfer." Darrington circle jerk?

Seems those local teens are busy beavers: web page Yikes! McKay building burns Arson suspected in dumpster fire that spread to businesses By John French Reporter Dentville residents woke to an acrid smoky smell last Friday morning (June 20). The McKay building at Buckley and Britannia Avenues, the former home of McKay’s and Greg Gardner Motors and current home to Sea to Sky Courier and an auto repair shop, went up in flames after a garbage bin at the back of the building was set on fire. “We believe it is a set fire,” confirmed Squamish Fire Rescue deputy chief Steve Virgint. “We believe it was started in the dumpster and the fire rolled up and outwards from the dumpster and eventually destroyed the two businesses. There were other dumpster fires in the area at the same time.” According to Virgint there is no evidence the arsonist or arsonists used an accelerant as he said it looked like the fire was started using the garbage in the bin. “We’ve had these dumpster fires off and on for the last few months,” he said. “It is a fire that commonly involves youth and we’ve had this type of fire throughout town.” He said these types of fires were recently set as far north as Brackendale and Virgint added that the local recycling bins are sometimes targeted. In this case, the garbage bin fire turned into a structure fire because the bin was located in a covered area and the flames from the bin spread to the overhanging roof above. Kal Kaila of Sea to Sky Courier is offering a reward of $1,000 for information leading to a conviction of the person or people who set the fire. He said on Tuesday (June 24) that it is too early to attach a figure to the losses suffered by his company. “When it is said and done, to us, it is huge,” he said. “I couldn’t put a loss volume on it. It is over $100,000 and that is not including future potential loss of business. “We’re having trouble finding a place to move to and we are going to lose money while we find something else and we are going to be forced to move into something that isn’t ideal for our needs. It never fails that when you aren’t looking there’s plenty and when you are looking there’s nothing to be found.” The timing of the fire is ironic for Kaila as his wife gave birth to a baby on Monday. He said the fire distracted him and his mind was not on the happy occasion the way he wanted it to be. Instead, Kaila is using six mobile phones to run the business while trying to find a new roof. “It is the billing and that kind of stuff that is putting us behind because we can’t do that work,” he said. “One computer company told us that they can’t recover our data from the hard drive of our computer. We lost a month of billing information and that is huge.” He said its business as usual for 23 of his employees but two office workers are sitting at home and aren’t being paid. The other business affected by the fire is Money’s Automotive Ltd. Money said on Wednesday (June 25) that he too is having trouble finding somewhere to set up shop again. He isn’t sure if his equipment survived the fire and the three people employed by his company are all out of work. He said that the owners of the building, Cory and Dwayne McKay, did not indicate to him that they plan to rebuild on their land. In a statement to The Chief Thursday, Cory McKay said plans for the future of the site are “unknown at this time.” Money met with his insurance company Tuesday and he said the meeting went well. Const. John Marinis reported in a news release that the fire was reported at 12:45 a.m. Friday when someone called 911 to report that a garbage bin at Howe Sound Secondary was on fire. That call was followed by other reports that Sea to Sky Courier was on fire. According to Marinis, there were two bins on fire at the school and a third was burning at the youth centre that night. RCMP are asking anyone who may have seen anything suspicious in the area between 12:15 and 1 a.m. on Friday to call the RCMP at 604-898-9611, Squamish Fire Rescue at 604-898-9666 or Crimestoppers at 604-892-8477. Shannon and co. saw something suspicious and called RCMP.....seems RCMP didn't care too much after all. It's too bad Money's shop in Squish was trashed, he's an ultracool guy. Maybe this is your man. more than you'd ever want to know about Squamish youth. web page and heres the story about the lawyer that got beat todeath by squamish kids web page