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Perhaps someone should vote and put an end to this contest?

The "radster"? You gotta be kidding me. What the hell is that all about? On another note, what was his mug doing on the cover of Outside this month?

I thought that Chris and Jeremy were climbing the Cassin Ridge? Or was this some other Jeremy from Seattle? confused.

How good of a condition is it in?

blah blah blah spray spray spray blah Tha's all great and all, but how about an actual TR on the route conditions, some info others could actually use? All we know is not to hit up your buddy for any rides.

Yeah, I don't know what all this talk about bashies is all about either. That climb really is a cakewalk. I remember pretty easy and well-protectable free climbing after you pull the lip. I say take a small rack and have fun!

'R Mutt'! Yes, yes! That was brilliant! GENIUS I tell you! You're a fucking genius! Why didn't I see that before?

Badaboom! Vasque Ice 9000

I think the only gym that Trask goes to is the jungle gym, Lord knows it ain't the climbing gym.

People who eat with their mouths open. I hate hearing that slimey mushing mashing sticky masticating noise. Go back to the barn, people!

Since it's this fella Trask, I don't believe the training for climbing part, but I do believe he is training to be the best masterbator in the world!!!

A team of approximately 7 climbers was spotted this evening humping gigantic packs up Seattle's famous Mt. Ballard. Mt. Ballard is located in Seattle's Ballard district, home of famous haunts such as Second Ascent used mountaineering equipment, the Stoney-G outdoor rock climbing training center, and the beach paradise known as Golden Gardens. Mt. Ballard juts straight out of the water near Golden Gardens and rises towards the sky for about at least 150 feet before summiting at the Sound View flats. Mt. Ballard is believed to be first summitted by a group of drunken sailors in June of 1886. The FWA was believed to be that following December, by the same sailors, who were still drunk. It is believed that the team of 7 climbers has been training for months at the Stoney-G training center for this event. They were last seen on the upper third of the mountain by a local runner. According to her reports, they had headlamps and were planning on climbing through the night, when the slopes were more stable, and hoping to summit by morning. Of course the runner was able to run up the mountain in a matter of minutes, but the runner wasn't hauling 80 pounds of gear. She was just hauling her flabby thighs. May Godspeed be with them.