Crowbar, my brain is too small and my attention span is too short to waste my time obtaining Dwayner certification. History and religion is boring, esp the latter. Shalom!
Lil' Baby Jesus wasn't blonde and blue eyed. It is a phenomenon known as the Systematic Bleaching of Christ, to make him more marketable to us Anglo folk. I always thought that would be a cool name for a band, SBC.
Light gear? You have to carry skis and boots on your pack right around now! You crazy or something?
I've had too much sun and not enough pain. It's always warm, the weather is perfect, there aren't any interesting conditions in the mountains, my tools haven't been used for six months. LET IT END! PLEASE, LET IT END!
I need snow, and ice, and cold, freezing fingers, wallowing, sweet power turns, ice chunks bouncing off my face, numb toes. I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT! Bring on the WINTER!