Sphinx

Steve, you don't have to answer to EVERY REPLY ON YOUR THREAD. Waste of bandwidth, that is.

Free your heels, freely cut your face on crust.

Crowbar, my brain is too small and my attention span is too short to waste my time obtaining Dwayner certification. History and religion is boring, esp the latter. Shalom!

Lil' Baby Jesus wasn't blonde and blue eyed. It is a phenomenon known as the Systematic Bleaching of Christ, to make him more marketable to us Anglo folk. I always thought that would be a cool name for a band, SBC.

this is clearly NOT TRUE Too much maintainence, too much time, too much money, too much emotions. It's true, alright.

Girls cost more than they're worth.

Coming from the guy who can't spell 'Sphinx', that's pretty funny.

you weren't so grumpy last night sphinxie Lummox brings out the worst in me.

Here's one for Lummox:

perhaps you two should get a room

I'm gonna get drunk...off of soda.

Lummox, like, whatever, yo.

I've got two trips planned for this weekend too. To the bar.

Awwww, that's so sweet of you. You should go suck Richard Noggin's dick. Would be a good symbiosis.

Light gear? You have to carry skis and boots on your pack right around now! You crazy or something? I've had too much sun and not enough pain. It's always warm, the weather is perfect, there aren't any interesting conditions in the mountains, my tools haven't been used for six months. LET IT END! PLEASE, LET IT END!

Huh? I was planning to commit suicide this afternoon, but after feeling the love here, I think I'll wait.

It'll be happier than that gerbil up yours. What? The rump romping wasn't all that good last night? Or did your boyfriend leave you?

Wassamatter Lummox? Mom wouldn't let you jack off on her couch again? Go fist an elk.

Go fuck your dog, leper.

I'm feeling characteristically uncompassionate.

I need snow, and ice, and cold, freezing fingers, wallowing, sweet power turns, ice chunks bouncing off my face, numb toes. I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT! Bring on the WINTER!

If you are spraying - doesn't that mean you are active? You can be online and not be spraying.