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  1. Flannel shirts are cool with Wranglers. If I could just get my Darts on my Tony Llamas. Some people say "redneck" like it's a bad thing. I like to embrace my trailer park origins.
  2. What I want is a TR from the bald dude headed up on Sunday @ 4:00 pm-- all alone with two tools and not much else. Here's to ya
  3. I saw the debris from that slide on Sat when I was up there Sunday. I had a nice little picnic at the lake instead. Anyone up there this w/e has a bigger sac than I.
  4. "...fighter pilot drag." WTF?
  5. You'd have to swim now to get on the ice. It's about 25 feet of water from the ice to shore around Stuart as of Sunday. I didn't see no damn otters either. But I did see a dude draggin' his wife and two kids up there over the snow in tennies and shorts. Mom didn't look too happy about dad's enthusiasm. As I passed 'em, I heard her begging him to turn around. He replied someting about the biggest single chunk of granite in the US, and how they would all regret it the rest of thier lives if they turned around now. Total Chevy Chase bent on Wally World. Freakin' hilarious man.
  6. The beav is a mystical creature all covered with pubic hair has the face of an innocent preacher but smells like the ass of a bear BTW- I'm audi in about 7 hrs for 6 glorious days and 5 enchanting nights in the Cascades. So long suckas.
  7. micajones

    stickers?

    I like the tool stickers. That guy's an ass.
  8. Now there's a fuckin' credible source for news. That socialist propaganda machine is finished. You said it very well.
  9. Try a half-windsor for a smart looking harness. A four-in-hand will let 'em know you ain't there to clip bolts.
  10. micajones

    check this shizz

    Abigail Cattle too.
  11. micajones

    Shasta and Cougars

    I saw one in the Olympics with my boss while logging back in the early 90's. Big red male sunning himself on a stump. 35 years in the mountains, and he is the only one I ever saw. Several times I've felt the hair on the back of my neck raise when it felt like something was following me. That could've been one a them creepy Forest Service types though. Their populations are exploding everywhere.
  12. "The human body, as you may be aware, is roughly 60 percent water," Peltz said. "However, many don't realize that it's also 75 percent meat." Fuckin' A--that's why everyone's so goddam fat in the windy city. They weigh 35% more than normal human beings.
  13. I've done that hike up Panjab creek to the top of whatever it is. Early am on a Sunday morning I came across a huge steamy pile of dung right on the trail. Looked like Shaq laid some cable there. I felt like someone/something was watching me the rest of the day. I don't think the Lakers were playin' Dayton that weekend.
  14. "I tweaked my arm in your mom yesterday"
  15. Got ducketts? Paulaner Oktoberfest. No? Animal beer
  16. I've bought alot of goods from Barrabes. Mostly ropes. Never a problem. Shipped DHL in 5 days. Their product descriptions are often funny as hell. Someone over there needs more English classes.
  17. The Mountaineers are a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from Climbing. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop climbing. There are dues and fees for mountie membership; we are not self-supporting through our own contributions. Mounties are allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution; wishes to engage in any controversy, endorses and opposes any causes. Our primary purpose is to stay on the ground and help other climbers to achieve the same.
  18. I went to court yesterday too. Bastards took me for $420 for failure to transfer title w/in 45 days. 250 for the fine itself, and the rest was for some ridiculous fabricated reason. Friggin' Nazis.
  19. Blowin' mud or layin' cable, a fluffy floater is always preferable over a stinky sinker. I despise the gooey finish. Requires 10-12 feet of bung fodder.
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  21. Zero,zilch,nada............2nd year in a row!
  22. Use of the word "arduous" in any TR should generate a wave of nausea, and be grounds for excommunication.
  23. I'll do my part on an individual level with my Joe Sixpack drinkin' buddies, who consider anyone, including me, a supreme jackass for wandering around in the mountains when it "ain't even huntin' season." The way they figger, the shit-fer-brains got what wuz comin' to 'em. It might pan out like this: Me: "Hey Bill (name changed to protect the ignorant), did you hear about those two fellas missing on the north face of Big Four?" Bill: "Four fellas missin' on big who?" Me: "No Bill, climbers like me. Missing in action on a dangerous mountain face." Bill: "Why don't you gimme some action on your dangerous face an' shut the f**k up." Me: "Billy, you just don't understand. I'm trying to be a positive force in the community." Bill: "How's about I positively force sum action on yer dangerous face? "
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