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Whaddevur, fuggo. A quick survey of any number of Smith Rock hardpersons will reveal an overflowing font of BBQ hatred. Go slog your way up another pile of frozen-together 4th class choss (don't forget the forced t-shirt bivy in a lightning storm on a sloping one-cheek ledge where a marmot eats your last Gu packet and your partner has uncontrollable gas) to prove you can't actually rock climb. I love the words of DFA in the morning......they read like.....victory.....

Hueco Tanks

Quasar is perfect hands you whiney bitch. shut up you ho! Shit is like at least 13+ oohhhh mmaaqannn I'm soooo excited to go to smith this weekend and get my ass kicked!

don't think so! where is it?

only if jay hack = jason henrie

everything except the one of just jason, he got the FA of that today. Been a project for quite awhile

It is a cool boulder with cool problems. Check out some pics on the link below. All but the first two were taken today when we went. Goliath pics

haha, grand ol' times there timmay! Reminds of you of your early days eh?

you better fukin' be at smiffy this weekend Nick! I'm not kiding my friend!

man you are sooo lame

Mikey, bouldering category!!! werd!

I get this out of climbing a big fukin' smile

hey, you know I'd love to run your joints anytime mikey!! That'd be great if you made it down

did I hear best bouldering photo...??? Sounds like a great category to me.....

Weather looks good, Skyclimb? I know rudy is going the weekend after. Anybody else down? Muffy? Tex?

jesus, cc.com has just hit a new low...... The above post is like C grade CBS! I happen to like CBS's posts because the man knows his shit. Maybe you do too. But Lordy, I just don't know what to say anymore. I'm going back to Boldering.com bwahahaha

I know you guys don't care about boulder problems, but I'll list a few anyway. Titanic (Squam) First time I ever had to project V3 It's Aboot Time eh? (squam) hardest v6/8 around. Darth Maul (11worth) probably v4 without the traverse into it. Hardest route ever: That stupid 10a rattly fingers at the lower gorge that I swear took me 45mins to get up. I could hear skyclimb, ehmmic, paco, wirly, and misterE just laughing it up while instead of jamming I slapped up the blank sides of the column.

RADIOHEAD!!!!!!! I don't even need to list all the others because they

Dear Muffy, Don't worry, shrooms will NEVER be a habit for me. Thank you very much for your concern. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside . We should go to smith and climb together soon. I miss you! Love, Luke

yeah I sport climb, done a couple small alpine things, climbed trad a bit here and there. By bigger things maybe you mean..... Or this? yeah thats me I followed this route and it was the best ever!

Something to discuss: Last friday I tripped pretty hard on During I looked out my windown and there is this white light right over this tree that doesn't have any leaves. I was all like, "Shit guys, that white tree from Lord of the Rings is right outside!" At that moment I glanced over and saw three more of them. Upon that discovery I remember thinking," Fuck no! There is only one dead as hell white tree from Lord of the Rings!" So I moved away from the window and started eating candy and listening to more Radiohead.

Lurking is aid you sons of bitches! GaperT: Yeah baby you are so PLAB! Female: Are you wearing the snaffle thong, I wish they made those in XL so I could get one..... GaperT: Oh darlin' don't be sad, you know us corn snow folk don't playa hate or discriminate, we include all in the plabness of love. Layton (with sad/concerned look on his face): I really miss those trips to Manning Park from Bellingham. Portland sucks.... GaperT: is ok mikey, OR is off the chain yo! More to come later.......man school is soooo boring

I can just see a cc.com date: guy: Want to come up to my place??? girl: sure, but is your house as nice as trasks? later in the night...... guy: oh minxy! girl: talk dirty about molecules and chemicals like CBS does! guy: man, you know what I really want? Amarmot BJ girl: oh yeah I love giving those! guy: but before we do anything more, you climb alpine right? girl: no I'm a boulderer, why? guy: what the fek? you mean you don't climb 5.6 alpine choss like the rest of us? girl: hell no loser! guy: then get out and go hook up with boulder boy wonder or something sorry for using your name minx. But you people get the point

haha, not really. Since school started: Two trips to Bishop, one to Ibex, four to Smith, one to Skaha, one to Squamish, one to Leavenworth, and five days bouldering in Bham. Since September 20th. Not too bad for winter!

haha