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no, he's a snaffle

and probably why i don't think you matter at all

kevbone, unlike so many of you male posters, i am not concerned with the size of my....ummmm....post count. Nor do i ever intentionally post for the sole purpose of inflating or enlarging my post count.

well all of you are WRONG! none of you are qualified to discuss this. my kid is better than your kids. i know b/c i'm his MOM which makes me more qualified than any of you

i was a little shit. i would just get worse if i got a spanking. "oh yea! i'll show you." and then my parents would really have to figure something out. they were strict. and i thank them for that now. i have a 1/2 sister who is 23yrs younger than i am. my dad is not nearly as strict and i'm stunned every time i visit by what PITA she is.

no, it was funny

much like drinking, i prefer to climb alone or with select company. where is far less important

pink, it is funny so go ahead laugh. those crusty sheets must make for one hell of a "crag"

kevin, i want to say this careful. there is no malice towards you in this comment... i personally am reluctant to share what i would do in a case of public child abuse b/c your definition is likely much different than mine. if you did what i would do in the case of open child abuse, in this circumstance i don't think it would be appropriate.

i didn't realize this required training. i thought most you had already mastered this skill.

spare your sanity! stay off hwys 202/203 today. between sunday drivers, old people in RVs, bicyclists, etc it is impossible to go within 10mph of the speed limit

Bingo! As a side note, this handy tip pretty much makes everything about climbing more fun. and add a cold beer and we're good to go

seems like a reasonable assumption bird brain

gotta watch out for bright shiny objects, nothing but trouble

hmmm...i don't think you're gonna get any takers on that. on one hand, go climbing...fun on the other hand, be you? blech and frankly, probably a little embarrassing i guess i'll get back to spreading bark. anyone one trade w/me?

yes, yes he does. b/c he's going climbing. we should all be impressed and a little jealous

I'm about to crack open some Aberlour, bish! if you weren't married, i'd so pretend to like you!

i'm waitin for one of you bitches to deliver my box of wine! now if you'll EXCUUUUUSE me, unlike some of you, i've got work to do!

i only post in spray? so what? and this is my thread. mine? get it? ME its all about me! and things i wine about

i'm doing yard work. bring me a beer bitch!

yeah, still really not all that funny. don't get me wrong, i applaud the effort to change the orignal quote and all but still not actually funny

FW, sugar, ummm....this is only possibly funny if i were a dude

maybe that's why they hide them...duh!

nahhh...couldn't be. real climbers don't post on cc.com

yes = attempted chestbeat