JGowans

i'm 30 now and as good as married. i'm sure you can all outdrink me no probs, but i'd still be up for beers anytime.

I'll take that on the chin. I'm not much into drink driving. Did it once, and woke up with a patio table, and six chairs crammed into my VW Golf. The upholstery was all ripped to shit. Not sure how that stuff got there. I think a well known restuarant chain has since changed their policy about bringing in their furniture at night though.

That's entirely debatable. I gave you simple instructions that you were unable to follow. That tells me that you do have trouble getting by... Let me know when you've stuck this printed thread up your arse, and I'll swing by with the lighter fluid, matches, pyrotechnics, and a fucking rocket from NASA.

ha ha!

That reminds me of Catch-22 when Yossarian (sp.?) thought everyone was out to kill him. The follow up, Closing Time was amusing but not quite as drole. Check it out. Or, just continue watching Oprah.

fuck, I wanna go... I'm getting my green card. Then I can call you all ball lickers as much as I want without fear of the FBI throwing me out the country

I hear you can get a nice slice of Puntang Pie at Walmart on sale at just $2.99 a gash.

yeah ... the balance is $314,159 ... everyone knows math geeks don't get laid. Isn't that PIE with a displaced decimal? Like Puntang Pie? Pretty good sense of humor if you ask me. In english that would be PI!! HAHAHAHA Ehm indeed but in order to convey the context in which I was attempting the joke, I needed to use PIE. What the fuck is a puntang pi?

yeah ... the balance is $314,159 ... everyone knows math geeks don't get laid. Isn't that PIE with a displaced decimal? Like Puntang Pie? Pretty good sense of humor if you ask me.

Yep. We do need to get out and drink. I'm going to Scotland in a week. Some time drinking pints and whisky chasers with the family will whip me into shape in no time! I'll try to make the next pub club on Tuesday though. Are you going?

what kind of statement is that? Is this some kind of hippy group therapy session? Get to fuck you sodomy loving dipshit. I have contacts in Chicago.

fucker

(Except if you're Lyall Lovett or rich as hell)

Interesting thread. I think it's fair to say that relationships by their very definition have evolved dramatically in the last 50 or so years. So much so, to the point where we obsess about them and are encouraged to obsess about them. Let's face it, people justify intellectually, and buy emotionally. Magazines, product placements and TV all pander to one's emotions and what stronger emotion to cater to than the wealth of them tied up your intimate relationships? The problem though, is that it has made amateur psychologists out of most us, and bad ones at that. Relationships are for the most part pretty simple. They're based upon not much more than respect, trust, and love. Bearing those three things in mind should be enough to help any couple navigate the potential pitfalls. The tricky part I suppose is finding the person with whom things really are that damned simple. Life and love seem so much clearer then. Seek simplicity and love you will find. Wait a minute? Did that really just come from my keyboard? WTF???

FUCK OFF YOU BASTARDS! I DON'T DISCERN GENDER ON THE BASIS OF A FUCKING AVATAR NAME AND THEREFORE CONSIDER IT IRRELEVANT WHEN I CALL YOU A BALL LICKER. MALE AND FEMALE ALIKE. IF YOU GET ON MY NERVES, I'LL CALL IT LIKE I SEE IT AND CALL YOU A BALL LICKER. IF YOU THINK IT'S ME BEING HARSH ON THE LADIES THEN IT'S CLEARLY JUST A LAME AND GAUCHE ATTEMPT ON YOUR PART TO HAVE THE WOMEN EMPATHIZE WITH YOU AND THINK HOW YOU'RE A NICE LITTLE SENSITIVE CLIMBER. WHATEVER. YOU ARE ALL BALL LICKERS. FUCKING WANKSTAIN BALL LICKERS. STARTING A PANSY THREAD IN MY ABSENCE TO THEORIZE ON MY SUPPOSED ANGER MANAGMENT ISSUES IS SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY THING TO DO. SURELY YOU FUDGE PACKERS HAVE BETTER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT? SPRAY ON YOU FUCKSTICKS.

Only if you promise to say it in Spanish.

No. you sound like a fucking retarded clown. Not even a funny one at that.

He told me to help him check his prostate. Was I duped?

Thought you'd like that one

póg mo thón

You drink until _____ son!!!

Erik's goal in life is to hold it for you.

Poor poor grammar amigo. "It's if I don't speak English? They are an automatic distributor of tickets that speak French? bwahaha"