North_by_Northwest

So you're wearing her pink Portland sporto panties?

And gay.

What set you off Trask? That I called you gay or that I called you fat? Or are both true?

Oh wait! Trask is up to the PG-13 level now... Will he ever retain his former NC-17 status?

You gotta admit it sounded pretty gay you fat bitch!

That was almost as tough as when you said this: "Dru, I was a virgin till you turned me on to google. Now it just rocks my world."

"Any REAL sprayers left around here, or have your women gotcha sucking tit?" Is that a rhetorical question? You're the one who's gotten weak lately.

I know who you've been saying that to for a while.

If you think work is getting you down try looking for work. As boring as work, as frustrating as work, and you don't even get paid!

drooling

Freedom would be a lot more enjoyable if I didn't have that nagging feeling in the back of my head that tells me I need to start making money instead of spending it. Keep your job until you can quit with some dough.

I tried to drive down the sled trail once in my rig. I was real set on climbing Ingalls in winter. Things went fine until I stopped 20 feet into the trail, then I heard my tires slowly crunching and sinking through the crust. I backed out under similar glares from the sledders.

We lied about Vegas so you wouldn't feel like you missed out. So how was the Donkey show in TJ Chuck? Did you pick up that switchblade I asked for? Come set trippin that ass is mine.

You probably played "slide trombone" on your knees trask. Was that a Catholic Junior High?

I just got the axe too, right after New Years. They must think its easier on us if they wait until after the holidays, less chance of an "incident". It wasn't necessary: the nice weather at Index today made me forget about revenge altogether. I'm also open for weekday activities now.

I'll start a new spray thread about bolt chopping. Everyone here just play along like it's true OK? We'll have a real argument soon.

It was you Dwayner. On Outer Space a couple years ago. Charlie and I carried your helmet and harness out, then saw you at Gustav's and gave it back.

Humorous D-Wayne. I remember a climber I met in Leavingworth once. He was an odd fellow: he pretended to be giving commands to his partner in German. He also had a tendency to leave his gear at the base of climbs in the hope that others would carry it out for him. I don't have a picture of him, but you might find one for me eh?

It was kinda cold and windy before New Years (what a drag with all the cops and shit!), but after it got warm. I think it was as hot as 65 or 70, with no wind. We were on Toe Jam, Overhang Bypass, Geronimo (night adventure) Touch and Go, Pope's Crack, Walk on the Wildside, Contiuum, Invisibility Lessons, and some others. Did you send Gunsmoke? I got on the Choob (Tube in some books) at the end of the trip but still couldn't stick the exit.

I was there a couple days ago and it was t-shirts and shorts all day. Some girls were even climbing in their little spaghetti strap prana tops. Vegas was a little cold though. What'd ya climb down there COL?

I don't know, what's going on in Texas?

I like that you abbreviated Squamish to "squish" to go with split beaver. Onamonapeia. I don't think DFA is a first timer, he's just hearing the calling for the first time.

I doubt you'll make it to Ingall's, or even to within walking distance of the trailhead. The Teanaway is serious sledneck territory this time of year. They usually shut off the road where the pavement ends to make it a sled trail. But yeah, you might want to call anyway. What did you have in mind to do up there?

So now that you're a trad climber what's your proj' DFA? Gonna leave Smith? Maybe some alpine? I suggest you create a 12a alpine clipup.

I can't say whether it was static or not, I didn't check out what they had going close enough. Either way, I don't think we're in any position to say whether their test was meaningful or not, there's too much we don't know.