One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike
dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked
across the table he saw Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties
on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink
of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the
kitchen
and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes I did." She said,
"Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike
thought about this financial situation and said O.K. She said, "Come
here tomorrow at 2:30
because Terry will be at work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?" She
said,thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry
said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to
borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
BUSH WON!