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Son_of_Caveman

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  1. what the hell are you talking about rudder?? if she was truly a goddess, she'd bless us with a self-portrait of adaquate size and quality to make our own appraisal.
  2. i'm not talking about picking up climber chicks. i only climb roadside to impress the hotties driving by on their way to WSU.
  3. i'm diggin' that idea. heh, boy george is my 2nd. cousin, can i bring him for some campfire singalong action?? "do you really want to luv me??"
  4. to pick up chicks they dig our mojo
  5. I've recently gone on a crusade to save all the ounces possible in my ruck. Here's a few weight saving tips that worked for me, and one that didn't: 1. I shaved my balls to save weight, but the stubble in my shorts irritated me to no end. When I visited the Swedish Massage Parlors (read Korean) and had the obligatory "body bath" the gurlz all thought I was gay. 2. I'm currently in the process of removing every other bristle on my tooth brush. Using my leatherman pliers, this takes awhile, but the potential for weight saving cannot be overlooked. 3. I'm also separating the plys on my t.p. I roll the extra ply on a short pencil. Write a note...wipe yur ass. I have other ideas, but I must go have a Martini and ponder the meaning of it all. [ 05-01-2002, 06:43 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]
  6. quote: Originally posted by mattp: Oplopanax horridum gets a bad rap. Closely related to ginseng (which is in the panax genus), it was considered one of if not the most powerful healing herb by Northwest natives. ...quite true, weedwacker. The proper dosage for using Devil’s Club for ferrets is 5 drops, twice a day, 12 hours apart. Add it to a 50:50 mixture of A/D and water, slightly warmed. Most ferrets dive right in, and look for more. You hear that, Cpt.?? [ 05-01-2002, 10:53 AM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]
  7. While I'm a firm believer in using poles these days, I find the prices a nuisance. To combat this retail bloodletting I've been using just the snow baskets attached to a nice, straight piece of Devil's Club. Not only is it inexpensive (read free) and strong, but it also gives me a nice, non-slip grip. ...one other note; there's a high concentration of alcohol in Devil's Club. If pressed, one may make an incision and party down.
  8. I've found that drinking excessively and walking on hot beds of coals, contribute mightily to foot toughness. I'm now able to run barefoot across scree and talus, no problemo. So much for the shoe debate.
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