no they make a nice football but you're pretty much limited to laterals so it's more like a rugby game.
my friend has a yellow lab that is well-behaved but not very bright. when he sees a daschund my friend says "that's a funny looking cat isn't it..."
pisswater beer? check.
copious amounts of highly illegal but highly entertaining explosives? check.
boston in the tape deck? check.
costco hotdog 500 pack? check.
american flags stuck to anything that moves? check.
ski the bobsled run like in that bond flick where those motorcycles with spiked tires chase him with machineguns (followed shortly thereafter by a hockey fight, a hot chick buying a crossbow, and rock climbing to save the world)