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ivan

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  1. take a picture of that picture and put it up here, eh?
  2. how many folks working on the arena of terror platform are currently up to their balls in zombie-flesh i wonder?
  3. ivan

    Debunk this.

    i respect phd's - in my limited sampling of them, i've found the majority of them bigger drunks then meself
  4. ivan

    Debunk this.

    I thought JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald... common misconception - actually it was john wilkes booth george carlin said it, never trust a motherfucker w/ 3 names
  5. ivan

    No power

    speaking of orders, make mine a super-size!
  6. ivan

    Debunk this.

    not really. might add a b-25 also wasn't running on jet fuel, nor was the building that it hit a glancing blow to of the same design as the wt tower. the sample size of giant jumbo jets hitting anything (for good reason) is quite small - however, i have seen pictures of seriously bad-ass metallic objects like tanks n' battleships after incredible high-temp fires have raged in them which yielded some pretty dramatic mechanical deformations - a fun personal tragedy, i once started a forest fire that consumed my big old gregory denali backpack - it had metal stays in the back that were originally straight, but when the fire was done they'd rolled up like bubble-gum tape
  7. ivan

    Debunk this.

    i did actually watch it - i'd didn't understand, nor do they much explain, how their experiment reproduced the reality of a gaint ass jumbo-jet w/ a full fuel load burning away in a large, enclosed space 1000 feet off the ground. i'd be much more interested if a much larger chunk of engineers were like-wise minded, but then it's probably them bastards that did it all in the first place i don't know shit about building demolition, but it seems to me that, to have done it on so large a scale as the two towers, that some folks would have noticed shit seemed fishy.
  8. ivan

    Debunk this.

    i wonder what john nash makes of all of this? for the sake of argument, bone, if we are to accept this was all a gubiment conspiracy, does that also mean the first 1st wt attack, the kenyan embassy bombing and the uss cole were all crafty manipulations as well? is aq then just a total patsy, a true shadow-man?
  9. ivan

    Debunk this.

    makes you understand why them muslim-fellers don't like visual depictions of the prophet - jesus, she looks like some-one turned the zombie michael jackson into a white-chick n' then shot her face fulla botox...still, the only difference between this loon and joe smith is...is...is...what again? poorer marketing?
  10. ivan

    Debunk this.

    "if you will it, it is no dream"
  11. the national league wins in a clean sweep tonight! good sign for obama in this hour of darkness?
  12. ivan

    Sarah's a Racist?

    hate fuck. such a sweet guy. but it's the "other guy" who is a misogynist - of course hate-fuck is gender neutral. known more than a few chicks to engage in it... it's got an urban-dictionary entry n' everythign, including a beyotch-based usage http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hatefuck
  13. ivan

    Sarah's a Racist?

    hate fuck. such a sweet guy. but it's the "other guy" who is a misogynist - of course hate-fuck is gender neutral. known more than a few chicks to engage in it...
  14. fukit! you walk up to the hogsback and, even if you chicken-out, you've had a great experience - top it out and it's all gravy - to put it all in perspective, i summited my first time only to be greeted by a 12 year old girl n'her dad
  15. 10/27 - fahq'n boatloads of sodden beatards at the bacon-wand this morning - arrived early w/ beacon ben n' got in a half-jerk-off lap, up the corner to young warriors where we ran out of time and had to rap to make the what-have-you - mega-serious terra-forming followed by grilled flap-jacks n' the like - facile conversations w/ fresh-faced chicas, veggie burgers n' fear of the incessant damp pouring down all about the half-frozen a-frame - a half-pack sucked down w/ a half-rack of half-decent beer - ambulations in the awe-inspiring great goddamn deluge - a work party overdue, damn near likely dead - drinks in their honor and some spare parts found rattling around - the day dead and done and i alone cast off to cavort on home through sheets of sleazy cheese n' easy wine
  16. ivan

    Sarah's a Racist?

    def. hotter than hillary agreed. sarah's the arche-type example of the hate-fuck.
  17. ivan

    Beer

    beer makes you fucking blow-ass, burgundy on the other hand...
  18. ehh, what can you say about meat-popsicles? we don't change that much. shit, is there that much difference between modern china's goverment and that of huangdi?
  19. speaking of crazy viet-nam movies, my 6 year old can recite a (mildly redacted) "apocalypse now" quote: "we train young men to drop fire on people, yet their commanders won't let them write the word "fork" on their airplanes! and why?!? b/c it's obscene!"
  20. ain't even gotta watch it to know the next line: "we all gotta die sometime, red"
  21. and thus, no matter the president, pretty much 4 more years of the exact same bullshit
  22. foreign agitator!!! i predict a major shakeup in the OSPI
  23. byob?
  24. insider info! start buying shares of bill maher, john stewart n' stephen colbert!!!
  25. nonsense! you can write in anyone you want! why, only last night, i voted for myself for washington superintendent of public instruction - keep hope alive!
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