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That's the first time anyone ever called me a jock. I'm stylin' Not so fast man-boob man. You have to pass the test. Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes". The "submit" button is at the bottom. Have you ever... participated in a sport? participated in an organized sport? started? started for a reason other than because the person in front of you got hurt? started because you were related to the coach? played in a championship game? won? cried after losing? cried after winning? spent more than six hours in a year training for a sport/event? in a month? in a week? in a day? for three or more consecutive days? worn a jock strap? been in a locker room? changed in a locker room? showered in a locker room? while others were present? members of the opposite sex present? been involved in a serious discussion while nude (or toweled) in the locker room? been addicted to a sport? had a runner's high? orgasmed during an athletic event? participated in two sports in a year? three? four or more? injured someone during an athletic contest? on purpose? with premeditation? have you ever boasted about your team's record? about your own ability? about another's ability? referred to a professional athlete by his/her first name? had a professional athlete refer to you by your first name? had your name in a newspaper/magazine because of a sporting event? more than once? more than five times? had an article written about you? been elected to an all-star team (all-league,section,state,american?) made a noise during an athletic activity? that you couldn't reproduce by any other means? made a comment about size,length,texture of crap? taken a picture of it? scratched your genital area? in public? even though they didn't itch? pissed in a cup? failed a drug test? used steroids? been tested for a hernia? by a doctor of the opposite sex? enjoyed it? drank alcohol? more than a six-pack at once? twelve pack? case? more than a keg? beer-bonged? with a goldfish in it? spilled beer on yourself? while chugging? in a contest? puked? on someone? during an athletic contest? while training? instructed someone on how to play a sport? referred to a sports play by name? talked about sports? for an hour? two? five? done a school project about sports? studied a playbook? instead of doing classwork? received a better grade because you were an athlete? had your coaach for a teacher for a class other than PE? been patted on the butt by the coach? by abother player? to another player? enjoyed it? had jock itch? walked funny because of it? been hit in the genitals during an athletic event? stayed after practice for more work? competed with a possibly career-ending injury? taken drugs to avoid pain from an injury? had your career 'ended' by an injury? come back? read the comic book version of a major literary classic instead of reading it for real? use words with only one or two syllables habitually? considered a grunt a word? had sex on an athletic field/court? been embarrassed by your apparent lack of intelligence in public? by that of a friend? Compared genitals with those of another? beat up a nerd? Good going! http://www.armory.com/tests/jock.html

Do you include yourself in that you fat gaper fuck? I should have caped your ass on interglacier and fed you to the marmots you stupid twat Malcom? Is that you?

There was this one guy in JT. I think it was about 91 or 92. He called himself Malcom X. But it was an oxymoron because he lost his testicles in an freak accident. A boulder smashed him and left him with a high pitch. Anyway, there were about 10 of us hanging by a fire in JT one December night. All sausage. When waht pulls up but a car with two cute girls in it. They get out and say hi etc. Most of us were pretty cool. There was some sand on the tongues but nothing too rauckus. At least until Malcom x spoke up. "Don't worry about me. I just look. I don't have any testicles." They left within seconds. Malcom was shunned until he left two days later.

What do you expect? Spray is for morons with no climbing skilz. Most of them would not be able to keep up with Sarah Palin on a heavy flow day. Thinking or climbing. Those that can have not been layed in so long they have callouses where they use to have errogenous zones. So even tho their TR's are full of good pics, their spray is disjointed and stifled. CC.Com should capitalize on this trend by selling Muffy blowup dolls. Or 5 gallon tubs of personal lubricants. Why am I not worried about what the women on this site will think? What women? Look around. Sausage only. Jocks. Testosterone. Anger issues. It reminds me of JT in the eighties.

Anything that pees on my trail mix deserves to be extinct.

Went to the Powerhouse several years ago during a flood like this. The ride was quick and nerve wracking. BIG water. At the bottom where it curves left, I was trying to avoid being scraped over the rocks and stayed middle right. About 50 ft ahead of me a 5 ft diameter hole opened up into a whirlpool. I paddled frantically and managed to avoid it. As I passed by it, the thing slapped shut and dissappeared. From an eddy below, I waved to Jan to cut river left which he ignored. The hole opened up right in front of him and he dove straight down and dissappeared from view. I was quite worried knowing that the rock below is like a giant cheese grater. He popped up about 30 yards downstream and was totally unhurt.

The end is near.

No stupid. The military will hire them to enforce the corporate mandates of the rich. Stop worrying so much. Its all worked out.

Go to PT early. I have spent almost three years trying to heal my right knee. Haven't climbed anything hard for that long. I just went in today and he gave it about two or three weeks of therapy to get back on snow and ice and another month or two to build for high stress climbing.

I would rather talk about someone's hemeroids. Any volunteers?

I am guessing that the speculation will continue to ramble senslessly about weather, snow, more weather and more snow, and then rain and then back to snow.

You're being slippery. Are you agreeing with Stefan or not? He said "one" as well.

Hiroshima was first. Nagasaki was second. That's two. Nagasaki was destroyed even though the Japanese had signalled they were surrendering. There has been much speculation as to why the second bomb was dropped.

I'll buy a bag.

I consider the decision to NOT take skiis on my Denali trip one of the worst climbing decisions I have ever made. At 8 to 11 the corn was nice. At 14K to 15K the powder was incredible. My freakin snowshoes didn't carve worth a damn. And those people who did have skiis were so happy and boisterous it hurt. They were very insensitive. Take skiis.

I like page tops too.

That's a dried up old bone yer chewin on.

I found a snow saw handy for cutting blocks and very light. It is a luxury but a handy one if you are going to build giganto walls or an igloo. I have one like this that I would sell for $15.

I started to search for an appropriate response on the internet. That was a mistake.

WTF are you talking about, Gary? This? Or, more seriously, this? List some instances of this "secret assistance" and cite your sources, Gary. It wouldn't be secret anymore then would it? Maybe you should stick to butt shots for now. Don't hurt me. I'm just kidding.

You had me right up to the Mexico analogy. I don't know the infinite details of what has gone on between arabs and Israel and I definately hate Hammas. But it just does not seem reasonable to claim that Israel (good point on Israel, not all Jews by the way) is totally innocent of any wrongdoing in all the problems they have with their neighbors.

I pee on your flaring temper. Please tell me you're not getting off.

Well, you are entitled to your opinion. But "science" would do well to expand what it empirically investigates before declaring "the secret of how the human mind works is not yet "reveald"". We are crafty to create all this technology but can we use it until we kill ourselves with it, how smart or wise were we really? There is much to be learned about the human mind by studying ancient texts and studying with masters of their respective traditions. But there is already a thread dedicated to that thesis and antithesis.

I got two pair of smartwool socks for 2.93, a pile vest with a hood for 4.93, a pair of Superfeet for my daughter for 4.98, and a headlamp just like dans that required a little dab of seem sealer and now works just fine. It was a zoo though. There were a few instances of flaring tempers. None as bad a spray though.

Is an Arab or a Jew? Metaphoriacally speaking of course. No association with animals intended either way.