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Other. Big piles. 27 seconds. The ones without port-a-johns. Lots. We come out in hatches. How much edible waste is available. I go where ever I want. How do I tell? 29 seconds and still ticking.

2. free of rope or harness (fall takes you to the ground-not hanging on a rope) Yum. Sounds like a feast to me. Where can I find a place like that.

quote: Originally posted by max: The word "precipices" sounds and looks like "testpieces". And presupposes you have testicles.

After a month in the Wind River range, my partner and I went to Devil's Tower for some sun and . While climbing the first day, I was unable to get anything to stick in the rock. It was unnerving, like having your girlfriend belay you. We basically free soloed the route and topped out. Down in the cottonwoods was a Souix Sun Dance going on. We had been climbing on their alter. Does anyone know how to simulate the twilight zone music on a chat site?

In general climbers are too emotionally retarded to have girlfriends and wives. If they do have one, temporarly, there certainly isn't going to be any communication and that rules out teaching her how to belay unless you don't mind training her for the next climber which brings me to my point. If you must climb with your sexual partner, find one that has been through a climber or two and at least one belay training session at the gym. Pack extra shit so she doesn't have to go without. And don't sneek up on her when she is going potty. They hate that. If you think you are going to teach your non-climbing girlfriend how to belay, I have a brand new pair of EB's to sell you.

Shit. I can't do anything right. Good thing I'm only a dumbshit bug.

I am sorry to hear about your friends dying in a car crash. Seriously. I have known two people who fell to their deaths on 5.5 and 5.7. One was a 5.11 leader freesoloing 5.7, the other was a newbie on lead. She was "very athletic" and kept up with everyone at everything. But she made one mistake 40 ft off the ground on her second lead, pulled two pieces, and landed on her head. Her climbing friends who were there cheering her on weren't very happy with their decision. Just a little anecdotal information there. I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: But if you are successful you can sell a book with pictures of all the people who took our advice and died learning to lead. You see the corpse piles every time you go near Barney's Rubble or Mountie Dome. I bet the yuppies who bought Into Thin Err would buy your book too! Big dog Drhu has spoken? So would you suggest free soloing? Perhaps when you have had good friends die doing things that "everyone does" you will mellow out a little bit.

I climb piles of shit.

Be careful Nadia. There are some on this site who advocate "just getting out there and leading" to gain experience. That is not cool. It will get you killed.

When it gets old and worn out I eat it. Then it really turns to shit.