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Szyjakowski

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  1. cool.. partee at Dru's friend's front yard!
  2. so true!
  3. 222's rule! and aren't they only legal up north. Canada has all the kewl laws!
  4. no problemo senor!
  5. dood, just switch this display preference: View user's pictures with their posts? CLICK No and it turns the pictures off.
  6. aHHH, as your atty don't tell, as then she could pick you outa a lineup.......
  7. not me... I AM EXCEPTIONAL! exceptionally gifted at going fast and not watching where I just was.... Just like I Ski!
  8. thats a bold statement son......... hahahahahahaha nice avatar ERIK!
  9. Guilty!
  10. to quote a great man, "Drinking and Driving...Is Americas favorite Sport!"
  11. at my DUI impact panel class I learned that one outa four drivers is under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol!
  12. Szyjakowski

    job resume

    TREND MACRO HEARD ON THE WEB Joke of the Day Wednesday, April 30, 2003 This is an actual job application that a 17-Year old boy submitted to Wal-Mart in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS 1:30-3:30 p. m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, wouldn't I be there? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS.?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries.
  13. ursosmart l33t $pr4y3r
  14. and for extra credit whats there phylum?
  15. at the RV lot on the way in from the maindrag... Cheap... Grass away from all the yahoos (walkin camping) and showers... Plus the free camping is so fuking far outa town its cheaper to stay at the RVlot. Carcamping on the street is legal too, if the mounties don't catch you.
  16. yeah, those are great...did all them way back in 1999-2002... the really good "sandy" problems (all along Larabee) need a spot and a pad... or TR... Death potential in the rocky barnicles is frightening! and those starfish.. Lookout they bite!
  17. looks like a bolted crack to me...
  18. you should go to Leavenworth and check out the skateboard i got.
  19. please don't say shit like this, as there is enuff trash in our woods already. for fuks sake... Sheesh!
  20. Beach Landings Kick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. I am the one who stated the married thing... only from your bio/name did I figure that out.... I guess i am smart or somethin
  22. yeah, no affection intented really either.. GOOD JOB RATFINK!
  23. you are married to the Greg_W on this site right?
  24. I don't even wanna know anymore info then you have already admitted to... Save it for the Q&A with the kops
  25. Lummox is funny, Denis Harmon is fucked up. Dennis has no computer access....
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